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Double facial trouble

Giving a facial to two of my grandkids
I double facial trouble my grandkids before they leave
by Biggest cumper September 5, 2025
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by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025
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Facial Recognition

1) A technology rendered obsolete by Covid.
2) A quaint human interaction, from the time when people could see another person's face, know whom they were looking at, and respond with feeling.
He saw a sort of female person standing in front of him. She had her ear pods in and was speaking to someone who was not there. She was wearing a mask, as required by law and by custom, large sunglasses and a hat. He saw a small patch of skin - her cheeks - and longing for that old feeling once termed facial recognition, he believed it might or might not be Sarah.
by Monkey's Dad December 30, 2020
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Facial Hail

When you have a massive load and you cum all over your girl’s face
Brad: How’d the date go last night?
Chad: Listen. Weather forecast at my house, 100% chance of facial hail.
*Douchey frat guy hand shake*
by Da Pthy Dthtryr September 9, 2021
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fruity facial

When your girlfriend is laying down putting cucumbers on her eyes and rubbing strawberry juice on her face and then all of a sudden you blow your load onto her face.
Dan: "Hey what were you doing last night?"
Jeff: "I was giving Jennifer a fruity facial. Man you should've seen the look on her face!"
by kooljess702 August 29, 2017
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Hot Facial

When you shit or piss hot excretements onto your partners face.
She cried bloody murder when I gave her a hot facial.
by Hashoil October 22, 2008
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