software engineering

Boring shite that takes to long to do. and usually does nobody any good.

Have you seen the new windows?

Yeah. its total shite. like i expected it to be. mmmm smells like WinME to me

by Jobe October 10, 2003

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software engineering

Boring, cubicle work which involves a lot of lines of code and countless hours of boring work. Requirements are a tie and mad computer skills. Best example of a software engineer: Peter from Office Space.

I am a software engineer at Microsoft.

by Sean Sinha January 27, 2004

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bio engineer

To prepare the creamiest, thickest milkshake ever made. Can only be done by someone with a biology degree.

Get him to bio engineer me a milkshake

by Jo March 12, 2004

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software engineering

This is the term used when people wishes to make millions. This is mainley carried out by software engineers to increses there pay packets.

You have spent thousands on developing a talor made system for your company it gets implemented and then you hear:
"Oh! The software is incompatible with your system!" they say with a fake look of horror on there face's
"We will have to carry out some software engineering on the program."

Can you hear the till ringing?

Congratulations! you have fallen for the latest reincarnation of the oldest trick in the book. get as much money as you can out of the suckers!

Take my advice do not fall for it. ask for clarification and if you are in the UK threten them with the Trades Descriptions Act - goods supplied unfit for purposes they were intended.

by joshua z s February 5, 2004

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