Thomas the dank engine

the most badass motherfucking train in the whole fucking world that likes do motorboat big tits. he is the man can steal your girl just by looking at them

dude did you hear Thomas the dank engine is coming to town you better watch out for your girl so don't steal her

by ConsumePP04 June 12, 2019

dumb engineers

wannabe losers who think they have achieved everything after becoming an engineer and the only reason they become an engineer so that they would go around telling people I'am an engineer! they cry themselves to sleep wondering why he/she doesnt like me maybe if I become an engineer so that will change and they seem to have an inferiority complex from doctors and they deal with that by making fun of them ok the dumb part they can't really do any hands-on work just the dumb blabbering.

head engineer: I would like you to construct a building.
dumb engineers: I didnt really learned that at engineering school....but I am an engineer!!

by PUNKPRINCESS19 January 22, 2014

the little engine who could

a verry dirty book that is sexual in a non-violent way and a very subtle sexual book

"have you ever read 'the little engine who could?"
"yeah what a dirty book!"

by realsydneyandkayla January 22, 2009

Rev your engine

To turn your girlfriend or boyfriend on with dirty talk and role playing

Baby I’ll rev your engine!

by Sexy Bunny babe February 22, 2018

engineer

an individual with extreme mathematical mechanical electrical physiological and other type knowledge. usually has limited knowledge or interest in all things liberal arts. usually has loathing of scientists who never contribute anything to society. are personally responsible for critical features of the earth such as terran rotation, gravity, the speed of light, and heisenberg's uncertainty principle and can change any of these principles with the power of thought.

engineers mke the world work, and often they have very good rapport with members of the opposite sex as long as they are fellow engineers and not skank liberal arts wastes of life and tuition

by bmedork January 4, 2004

architectural engineer

Architectural Engineers make buildings stand up and people comfortable in their environment. They can specialize in structural or in systems. Arch E's pretty much rock.

without architectural engineers your office would fall down

by the 7 dwarfs June 2, 2007

Engineer Syndrome

A student currently studying engineering who believes he or she is better than everyone else simply because he or she studies engineering. It is especially common with engineers who are not failing all of their classes, but can be seen in any and most engineers.

Person 1: That engineer just totally made me feel inferior about my major.
Person 2: Don't worry, he just has engineer syndrome. You'll at least make it through college and probably get laid too.
Person 1: Good point.

by notengineer June 6, 2010