Someone who relates to the universe in a mathematical but socially inept way.
Optimist: "The glass is half full."
Pessimist: "The glass is half empty."
Engineer: "The glass is twice the size it needs to be."
Optimist: "The glass is half full."
Pessimist: "The glass is half empty."
Engineer: "The glass is twice the size it needs to be."
by destillat July 5, 2006
Get the Engineer mug.A clever device used with the internet, usually used by school-aged children for reports, etc. Unfortunetly, there are downsides to this information mecca. Most results include pornography, which really should not be seen by school aged children. Sites include Google, Ask Jeeves, and AltaVista.
Little Bobby: Mr. Teacher, I typed in the search engine "Horny Frog" and I got all this stuff...does this have to do with the horny frog?
Mr. Teacher: "Come see live horny girls frog each other!?" My! Tommy, shut it off now!
Mr. Teacher: "Come see live horny girls frog each other!?" My! Tommy, shut it off now!
by THE ALL KNOWING AMY May 7, 2004
Get the search engine mug.Related Words
ENGENE
• engender
• Engen
• engender'd
• engendered
• Engendriver
• Engeniuseering
• engineer
• Engineering
• engineer gaming
An acquaintance who makes it possible for 420 to take place. Either being a 'middle-man' in the hook-up or building the actual spliff themselves.
by onelove boris January 11, 2007
Get the 420 engineer mug.by Engineer Gaming March 20, 2021
Get the Engineer Gaming mug.A term used to describe how fast a man will thrust when they're worried their girlfriends will find out they were having sex with another woman.
by insertnamehere. August 3, 2009
Get the Jet Engine mug.When you fart in a girls mouth, quickly you insert your penis in her mouth so the fart (steam) blows out her nose.
"... dude I had gastric pain all day but its okay, because I gave your mom a Detroit steam engine... she blew it out her nose like a smoke stack."
by detroit steamerers deluxe April 7, 2010
Get the Detroit Steam Engine mug.Shut the fuck up you stupid idiot "babysit pilots" "do not carry enough automation" "read the newspaper during the entire route of flight."
What the fuck are you fucking talking about?! before you start a fucking rant on somthing you know jack shit about maybe you should do a little research on your topic. Automation sucks and can lead to inadvertant mistakes. Oh and by the way the process of flying while in the cruise stage of flight is not simple you jackass
What the fuck are you fucking talking about?! before you start a fucking rant on somthing you know jack shit about maybe you should do a little research on your topic. Automation sucks and can lead to inadvertant mistakes. Oh and by the way the process of flying while in the cruise stage of flight is not simple you jackass
The flight engineer is as much a part of the cockpit crew as the pilot in command and the first officer. He/she is a valuble member of the crew and participates activley in crew resource managment...
by Mr Covasi October 15, 2004
Get the Flight Engineer mug.