blood engorged mayonnaise cannon

(n) Penis; male mammal reproduction organ, also used to expell urine.

He was thumping his blood engorged mayonaise cannon for the majority of the night.

by Meach January 9, 2005

engeh!

an ancient term cried by Nephilems (Beings that the Bible defined as people who were born of an angel and a human. Genesis 6) during times of tribal battles and wars. Now used as an expression by people of Nephilemic descent as an expression of shock.

Harvey: Engeh! i dropped my cellphone!

by Elmer Mahiling May 4, 2006

english tobacco

A type of pipe tobacco that is made mostly with Latakia, a Syrian tobacco with a distinct flavor and smell, and some occasionally perique, a tobacco similar to cavindish that is grown exclusively in Louisianna.

I loves me some english tobacco!

by woodwalker August 24, 2009

Engebretson

Someone who gets sexually aroused from performing enemas.

He left his email open and I found out that he's a real engebretson.

by friznojay April 12, 2010

English Uncles

When an acquaintance feels the need to appear superior to his peers when discussing any given subject, he fabricates lies to increase his credibility, and appeals to an unseen, familial source such as "My English Uncles", who discovered, invented, or created, the central object of the discussion.

The "English Uncles" often remain unnamed, and separated by large distances, likely on a separate continent, so as to avoid any unpleasant outcomes of an investigation of the claims made by the acquaintance, about the "discoveries" and "inventions" of his "English Uncles".

Douglas-"A Roots supercharger can generate more power through the lower RPM band than a Twin-Screw superchager."

Lumps-"Dude my English Uncles actually engineered the first supercharger so I should know which one generates more power."

by Ironguild May 21, 2011

Engrish

Words or phrases that have been translated into English with Google Translate or any other terrible means.

That Chinese place's sign is just plain Engrish.

by Pikxle January 25, 2018

Engelina

Engy is a beautiful girl with wonderful goals. She can be annoying at times but overall very fun to be around. Engelina is a person with a kind personality and she is the most loving person you will know. If you meet an Engelina be sure to stay close with her.

I was crying last night and Engelina gave me a hug

by Miss Potts February 21, 2020