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Epic Phallus

A variation on the common phrase epic fail, where the word fail is substituted with the word phallus. Can be used to describe a penis or just a hilarious failed attempt at something.
Becky rejected Tom's offer to make out last night.
Epic phallus!
by Rohinian January 14, 2010
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Epicology

The scientific study of all things EPIC measured by epicosity. Often used to describe events involving someone getting pwned, pwnd, qwnt, pwn3ed or otherwise owned.
1. I am taking Epicology this semester, we will study the Tony Hawk 900, Everything Super Smash Brothers, DVD rewinder's, All Spider-man Movies, and people getting killed in an over zealous and hilarious way.

2. The fact that you did 9 full somersaults in mid-air after getting hit by a car doing 90mph and that you landed on your hands flawlessly pulling off a handstand for 10 seconds afterwards is truly a study in Epicology.

3. Sean Connery is a 5 Chapter minimum in any standard Epicology book.
by Kyle Browning November 8, 2007
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Ephraim

an Egyptian warlord that strikes fear into peoples hearts
ahhhhh Ephraim's here everybody run
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The Epic Chord Progression

The same four chords used in nearly every hit song which could be defined as "epic". Many people are fooled by the various transpositions, but its all the same stuff. The most popular progression of course being Em, C, G, D (just one example). Please note, the progression can start on any one of the chords, but it will include the other three invariably.
(First noted by a pair of absurdly innovative Oregon high school students).
Musically Uninformed Person:
"OMG! I love Owl City, they talk to my core being and are soooo origional!1!!!"

Musically Informed Person:
"You're a bitch slave to the music industry"

Record Executive:
"Well Jim, we found this new hot young singer who dresses really fuckin' weird like, so they're gonna love her, but she can't write music for shit!"
Co-Conspiring Producer:
"Well that's no problem! Just throw the epic chord progression at 'em with an edgy music video and they'll eat it right up!"

Just to name a few:

MGMT "Kids"
Apologize by One Republic
Lost by Coldplay
Numb by Linkin Park
It's My Life by Bon Jovi
Behind These Hazel Eyes by Kelly Clarkson
All You Wanted by Michelle Branch
Snow Hey Oh by RHCP
The Scientist by Coldplay
All American Rejects - (take your pick)
"Poker Face"Lady GaGa

"Rebellion" Arcade Fire
"Vanilla Twilight"Owl City
"For Reasons Unknown"The Killers
Red Hot Chili Peppers "Snow"
I'm Yours by Jason Mraz
Swing Swing Swing by All American Rejects
Hot N Cold by Katy Perry
With or Without You by U2
When I Come Around by Green Day
Let It Be by The Beatles
Don't Stop Believin by Journey
No One - Alicia Keys
Where is the Love - Black Eyed Peas
You're Beautiful - James Blunt
Right Here Waiting - Richard Marx
Where is the Love - Black Eyed Peas
Sway - Bic Runga
She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5

And countless others
You've just been disillusioned.
Rawk
by OregonRawk April 7, 2010
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bottle episode

A tv episode made using the least amount of money or whatever's left in the budget of a tv show.
TV noob: Why did the charaters stay in one set the entire episode?

TV guru: Duh its the bottle episode they don't have alot of money left so they are staying in one place to conserve it.
by namixas11 November 15, 2010
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ePimp

n. one who constantly macks or pimps on younger bitches over the internet in an attempt to obtain some easy snatch..... unfortunately however, the attempt is usually in vain
Eric: dude... i was like totally mackin on the pierog sisters on aim for like three hours... i'm totally gonna get some!!!

Me: man.. get ur head outa ur ass... ur nothing but a wannabee ePimp
by weinersinmymouth69 July 20, 2006
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Ephebophilia

A sexual attraction to a teenaged girl or boy who is not at the legal age of consent. Differs from Pedophilia in that said girl or boy has already reached and/or gone through puberty.
"Those who like lolicon are probably into ephebophilia, not pedophilia."
by Kym March 2, 2005
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