Fast Ear

Fast ear is the feeling you get when you listen to a song you've heard before and think that it is faster than usual but it actually is the original speed. When this happens you should immediately turn the song off and come back later and listen to avoid any permanent damage.

Georgy- I have to get the song from a different site, that track is sped up.

Jessica- No it's not, its the same speed. You just got fast ear.

by Mr. Rugby March 20, 2014

ear wiggling

To lie; to fib; to bend the truth

Tim was doing some serious ear wiggling when he said Tina's dress looked "Bitchin' as fuck!"

by Fucking Phil September 5, 2019

Ear Portal

The small speaker on a telephone where the other person's voice comes out.

i dont like to close my eyes on the phone because i am afraid that someone will jump through the ear portal and attack me!

by TheAngryZorse October 6, 2009

Hap ear

A phrase said when the worst year in your life is over

1: 2021 is finally over!
2: Hap ear!
1: Hap ear to you too!
2: Wow!

by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap January 1, 2022

gamer ear

Discomfort in the ear after wearing a headset for too long

Damn i played so much league last night I got gamer ear this morning

by Ryanrog09 August 8, 2018

Ear Rape

Ear rape is something loud or obnoxious directly into your ears. It could be something like a played with audio or even someone just yelling into a microphone. One way we have all experienced ear rape is by someone really bad at singing at your school talent show, and it's so bad that the microphone makes that really obnoxious screech that everyone hates and all the kids in your middle school would complain about, yeah that noise.

JOE: Huh there a lot of people here I should pop in some headphones....
*WATCHES A PEWDIEPIE VIDEO*: SQREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JOE: A SHIT MY EARS. THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF EAR RAPE!

by MICKEY PEEPS July 29, 2018

SHREK EARS

Deformity to the ears caused by wearing your Covid-19 mask too tight around your ears. This deforms your ears into little cones like "Shrek Ears."

Billy's head is so big that every mask he tries on gives him "Shrek Ears."

by The Toilet Terrorist June 25, 2020