donk

someone who has done something stupid, or acting weird

What you doing you donk

by AAAleachy December 13, 2016

Donk

An Australian man who punches shit for you when you don't have a gun.

Nugget: I've been looking for Walter Reilly. Haven't seen him around, have you?
Denning: You shoulda brought a gun instead of a beer, mate.
Nugget: Nah. I don't need one. I got a Donk.
Denning: Got a what?
Donk: Donk.

(Crocodile Dundee II (1988).

by Markle Sallamonie March 24, 2010

swamp donk

It is generally a hockey term especially in the minnesota scene... This girl is every hockey players last resort. She is that one broad that waits around for your phone call all night and when that phone call comes (usually around 3 am when all the half decent broads are sleeping) she'll be there on call. Be careful some tend to get clingly so lay the law down firmly. Shes not the best looking but shes dedicated to making your night better. What she lacks on looks she makes up for on expierence. They are generally treated like crap and dont care because the next day they are proud to tell their friends that they know the hockey studs personally. They are usually down for whatever which results in an intresting night for the boys. Many players regret and frown upon what they did the night before. Fortunetly this phenemonal night has its upsides like building team chemistry and chirping broads . the donks become a key component in locker room chats with the boys as the team sits on the pine sharing a friendly little chaw.

3:30 am phone call "Betty/donk come over."-- hockey player
"Be there in 5"-- Betty/ donk

"Look at that swamp donk over there. She must be a buck 50."

"i was looking forward to getting some this weekend. Don't worry those two swamps are on their way....slay"

"that swamp donk lauren is looking half decent tonight."
"Guy you literally just drank a case on your own. Don't make the same mistake i did, she almost crushed me and the smell was unbearable."

"The herd of donks just pulled in boys get ready for a battle."

by goin90 November 17, 2009

donkbot

Donkey's arse, person of low standing, an idiot

That guy is total donkbot

by Stuart Hepburn August 26, 2007

donkey shag

Phoebe Buckley is a smokin' blonde with tiny ears and tiny feet. Therefore, we would refer to her as a "donkey shag."

Aisha, on the other hand, is sket.

bre phoebe is a donkey shag

by George Gottlieby October 17, 2008

donkey kong a ho

when a man will break into the bedroom on a rhino, have sex in the monkey style position, skeet skeet in the ho's face, eat a banana after sex nd then throw barrels at the ho

i donkey kong a ho last night

by gangstar cletus September 26, 2009

Lazy Donkey

A donkey punch thats suitable for the workplace. One would give it to an unsuspecting hot co-worker. Enough of a graze that excites you, but gentle enough so that she doesnt really know your motives.

"Eric just told me that he got a semi from giving that slammin new receptionist a Lazy Donkey as he walked by her."

by Clark W. G March 27, 2008