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Disturbed

4 sexy guys rocking hard and kicking ass
by loner August 9, 2003
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distracted dressing

Diverted attention while getting dressed which can lead to incorrectly worn clothing. Causes may include television viewing, use of electronic devices, or conversing/arguing with others while dressing. May result in mismatched socks, unzipped fly, inaccurate buttoning or wardrobe malfunction, etc.
I forgot to put on my belt when getting dressed today. My pants kept falling down. It was a case of distracted dressing.
by yes juanito yes November 7, 2014
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Disturbed

The most incredible band ever. Dave's voice is amazing.

People who claim that they suck have simply been brainwashed by that 'heavy' brand of 'rock' that TRL's been playing.
Remeber is one of my favorite Disturbed songs ^___________^
by Catalyst January 27, 2004
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Pimp in distress

Needing help, In Trouble, Distess call, SOS.
"Pimp in disress, help, help "Pimp in distress. Have no fear underdog is here! Thanks. Okay what cha need. nuttin.
by Fat_Boyh September 25, 2006
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ass to hand distance

the distance from between your ass and hand while wiping.

usually in the form of TP (toilet paper)

depending on your comfort level it can be any where from 1 to 16 sheets.

it may also depend on how stinky the dump was.
my ass to hand distance is about 6 sheets, i dont like to have my hand smell like ass

Joe's ass to hand distance is a disturbing 2 sheets. it makes me shutter to think how he can deal with the closness of his hand to his ass
by Con-man June 16, 2007
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shit disturber

An individual who deliberately goes out of their way to harass and irritate people. This includes people who just randomly pick fights with smaller people. Usually they tend to do this to impress others, such as girls. It's believed that these people have nothing better to do, so they annoy other individuals to feel good about themselves.
The term originated from Canada, although nowadays, you'll find shit disturbers anywhere you go.
eg:
Bill: "I wasn't even speeding, but a cop pulled me over and gave me a ticket. I don't think he even cared if I was speeding or not, he just wanted to be a shit disturber."

Albert: "That jerk that super glued the toilet seat down in the men's washroom is a real shit disturber."
by rockstarchris September 5, 2006
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Distler

The abilty to kick maximum ass whilst flying thru the air on a dirt bike.
Most Commonly happens when you are a "bad ass dude"
The Distler cannot be handled by most.
by Barney Coopersmith January 6, 2008
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