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nose diaper

Something you can attach to your face when sick to soak up excess snot (mucus). Used because the amount of snot flowing from said nose makes sufficient wiping/blowing with kleenex impractical or impossible. When you can't just wipe, you need a nose diaper.
Dude, Christine is so sick today...she needs a nose diaper just to keep from snotting on herself.
by El_Dre July 14, 2010
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gold dipped

The act of taking a gold necklace or bracelet and Dipping it in small diamonds so they stick on.
"Damn bruh is that gold dipped?"

"Yeah bruh, I just bought this Cuban ring and dipped it in a fountain fam"
by Harnoldandrio June 26, 2017
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penis diaper

Me: Hey babe, do you want me to pick up some penis diapers?

Her: What the fuck is that?

Me: You know... Condoms.
by Rafael8 January 16, 2018
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Double Dipped Dumbass

Someone who is not satisfied being merely stupid, but doubles down on it. To do two stupid things in a row.
"Did you hear about that double dipped dumbass in Florida that filmed himself driving like an idiot, causes a four-car pileup, gets injured, and while in the hospital posts the video, which the police use to arrest him?"
by word burgler May 8, 2018
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Honey Dipped Pussy

Bomb pussy that doesnt stink at all, it tastes like its been dipped in honey.
"yo last night i was eating out caitie and i swear she rubbed honey on that shit"
"nah son she just got that honey dipped pussy"
by James N November 18, 2006
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diaperwad

A "surprise" pulled out of a diaper by the kid ( or adult) who is wearing it and either smudged on the wall or handed to the responsible adult on scene.
I was babysitting Stan's son last night, and while I was watching football that dumbass kid threw his diaperwad right at my face. So I threw one back at him.
by Mike -Hunt January 11, 2008
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shut your diaper

The phrase to use when you want to tell someone to shut up and that they're full of shit at the same time.
Person 1: I'm so exhausted from working so hard on my homework!

Person 2: Shut your diaper!
by UUUUUU April 15, 2009
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