Milky dildo

A dildo with milk dripping from it. It is filled with milk to simulate cum ;)) it's real milk. Can also be used as an insult or a descriptive word.

That bitch needs to get a milky dildo and cum down.

by Milky dildo April 24, 2017

big green dildo

A massive candle filled with gains. It's literally an unstoppable force that smashes resistances and raises the floor.

"Dude, did you see that big green dildo? It totally broke resistance last night, it's exactly the type of pump we needed.

by Oddra the Odd March 29, 2021

emooj cum dildo shart

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if an emooj cum dildo sharted how would you feel bestie!?

by emooj cum May 9, 2022

swedish dildo

Another name for a double-sided dildo utilized when two bottom gay males have sex.

Ted: Hey, I was watchin some gay porn last night, and two bottoms were rammin asses with this weird thing in between them.

Ralph: Oh yeah? It was probably a swedish dildo.

by Kate Sjostrand April 1, 2008

Turd Dildo

When you take a nice shit, one huge long solid piece...scoop it out of the toilet, put it in the freezer and let it freeze. Then take it out and fuck a girl with it like a dildo.

She thought it was a brown dildo that was cold...but oh she was wrong as I blasted her with my turd dildo.

by Sidewalk Swami June 2, 2007

Dildo Chief

One who is such a douche bag that they can be socially demoted to the chief of the dildo. One whom is so stupid or ignorant that u can only look at them with disbelief and mumble the first thing that comes to mind "God damnit Steve ur such a fucking dildo chief".

by Billy Klyde August 12, 2003

Dildoes

People that submit entries to Urban Dictionary for the sole purpose of telling their friends that they contributed to internet culture, effectively making themselves dildoes. Literally.

1) Ha. Only dildoes text LOL with a straight face.

2) How many dildoes have to add an 'I' to the front of a word and define it in an Apple-like manner?

All of them.

by roofus j. January 26, 2011