Derek

A cocky asshole that loves beer, the Bruins, and women.

"That's so Derek..."

by Abs Loves Shades of Gray August 23, 2009

Derek Jeter

The most OVERRATED player in all of professional sports, also plays for the Evil Empire, the New York Yankees. He bats .285 and hits 20 home runs, which most good MLB players would consider an average season, but still gets tons of publicity.

I can name over 50 players who are better than Derek Jeter.

by Tardy McTard March 29, 2005

Derek

Non-Athletic

Person 1:"Are you Derek?" Person 2:"No I can actually play sports."

by The_Dudee February 9, 2015

Derek

Whiny bitch who complains about nearly goddamn everything and thinks looking at the stars is ‘romantic’ and ‘not cliché’ at all. Barely ever answers phone calls and has a lesbian girlfriend.

Did you get ahold of Derek?

No, he’s too busy looking at the fucking stars again.

by dexius July 27, 2018

deisel pusher

Scottish slang for a policecar.

NED's spraypainting underpass:"Fuck man, just seen a deisel pusher !!"

by Moyz January 16, 2008

Derek rigging

To rig something or some place out of nothing for a party

Somewhat like nigger rigging, except it actually works and is only for a party

Man, that party tent was awsome, it was only bungee straps and rain tarps, someone must of been derek rigging it.

by The DTMs January 28, 2008

Derbert

A roller derby pervert. Someone who watches women's roller derby just for the T&A.

I see that lone creepy dude every bout. He always sits in the stands with his binoculars, what a derbert.

by PizzlefoShizzle November 9, 2009