blast a dookie 

take a fatty shatner

i have to blast a dookie like you wouldnt believe.

blast a dookie by poop man February 2, 2004

dookie  

NOUN
a. a pert female who cares deeply what the general public think but pretends they don't at all, who loves to talk chat and whine, who has to be seen everywhere at every party wearing something revealing while smoking and drinking up everyone's shit (can usually be seen holding a bottle of vodka.
b. a slut.
c. a female specimen.
d. an attractive female.
e. a stupid female
VERB as in dook
a. to do something that a dookie would typically do.

a. Kaylee has been quite the dookie ho at all the partys lately.
b. Man what a fuckin nasty dook! Dude stay away from her, she is a dookie hoe.
c. Hey dook! Some dookie ho came into the store today to but tampons.
d. Shit Chuckie, did you see that dook back there? Damn, she is a dookie. That dookie had some big titties.
e. Don't listen to her, she's just a dookie.

VERB
a. I guess the she's just gonna dook it out over there with Kara. What a dook ass thing to do of her.

dookie by demboyswashuge May 16, 2007

dookie 

Do-do with the skin off!

I went to the bathroom and thought that I hat to poop but it was a dookie!

dookie by Grewvieguy February 27, 2003

Asian Dookie 

After taking a massive dump you have to take another dump an hour later.

I have to take an Asian Dookie.

Asian Dookie by Drew Hayd March 10, 2008

dookie 

when a black man takes a dump its often referred to as a dookie

black girl 1: dam gurl jus took a fat azz dookie u smell dat ??
black professor 1: ehh babe make em say ughh ughhhh naw naw naw naw.

"She proceeds to change her pants"

dookie by goldfireee August 21, 2011

dookie law

tore up, ugly, should be ashmaed of yourself, out of tha ordinary

hey look at that girl right there ((Dookie Law))) whoa she messed up.

dookie law by ms. pimpinyou October 12, 2003

dookie twinkle 

when your shit sparkles after you drink too much goldschlagger.

i got so toasted off of goldschlagger last nite, i woke up and dropped a fat dookie twinkle

dookie twinkle by granada ladybug December 12, 2008