"Richard, Greg, what is your answer?"
"We put... bad dong. "
*uncontrollable laughter*
Yes you know what bad dong is otherwise you wouldn't be here
"We put... bad dong. "
*uncontrollable laughter*
Yes you know what bad dong is otherwise you wouldn't be here
by Pseudonyms I think 🤔 August 31, 2022
a man who goes on a long board speeding down the side of the road at 60 mph(20 mph above the speed limit) Holding on to a car with a bat hitting pedestrians on the back of the head head. was soon arrested after that
by FOLGOLL December 07, 2014
The most Savage, zero fuck giving, dick smashing, homophobic meat gazing faggot you could only ever dream about dreaming of. Literally the god of all gods. Hands down the finest nut gobbling human to ever walk this shit ass planet that your pathetic self calls earth. You will never in your life be able to fathom the pure awesomeness that a poopdong contains in a single pube strand from their taint. Imagine the smallest dick having pussy Wrangler you know, and multiply them by infinity plus ten thousand of Ron Jermeys' beat up cocks. That's not even a fifth of what a new born poop dong is at birth. Shortly after a poopdong is born, Jesus Christ himself comes down to the temple and sucks a fart straight from their butt hole, not only out of respect, but for the pure joy in doing such an amazing act of kindness. Having the pleasure of living during the same century as a poopdong is not only a miracle in itself, but a fuckin god send to all you butt hole licking sister fuckers.
Hey Jesus, it's Santa. All I want for Christmas is to inhale a burp through a bendy straw from you after you suck a fart from a newborn poop dong. -Santa
by Poop Dong Inc. December 07, 2017
1.Garage band name Dick Lugar came up while totally munted one night. Decided to go with it since he'd already ordered t-shirts.
2.A guy with incredible sexual stamina, as in he can shoot six times before he needs to reload.
2.A guy with incredible sexual stamina, as in he can shoot six times before he needs to reload.
1. How y'all doin tonight Greater Indianapolis Senior Center!? We are Dong Revolver, and we're here to rock!
2.Chick 1: So how great was that guy we double-teamed last night?
Chick 2: Holy shit I thought he'd never run out of energy he was like a dong revolver!
2.Chick 1: So how great was that guy we double-teamed last night?
Chick 2: Holy shit I thought he'd never run out of energy he was like a dong revolver!
by boosh chugger May 11, 2009
A set of nun chunks made of two large dildos connected by a chain. Pulling a set of these out is one of the greatest power moves known to man.
by Grumlord;) March 04, 2019
Underrated Chinese jesus blessing everyone with his musicial also dance talent and insane visual.
He needs more lines.
He needs more lines.
by givewinwinmorelines November 03, 2018
a wonderful instrument of vaginal pleasure composed by a jelly-filled dildo. wiggly and makes a snapping sound when slapped on the ass.
by timmay January 17, 2004