a man who goes on a long board speeding down the side of the road at 60 mph(20 mph above the speed limit) Holding on to a car with a bat hitting pedestrians on the back of the head head. was soon arrested after that
by FOLGOLL December 7, 2014
Get the james dongmug. A set of nun chunks made of two large dildos connected by a chain. Pulling a set of these out is one of the greatest power moves known to man.
by Grumlord;) March 3, 2019
Get the Danger Dongsmug. "Richard, Greg, what is your answer?"
"We put... bad dong. "
*uncontrollable laughter*
Yes you know what bad dong is otherwise you wouldn't be here
"We put... bad dong. "
*uncontrollable laughter*
Yes you know what bad dong is otherwise you wouldn't be here
by Pseudonyms I think 🤔 August 31, 2022
Get the Bad dongmug. by manster1 July 14, 2009
Get the dino dongmug. The most Savage, zero fuck giving, dick smashing, homophobic meat gazing faggot you could only ever dream about dreaming of. Literally the god of all gods. Hands down the finest nut gobbling human to ever walk this shit ass planet that your pathetic self calls earth. You will never in your life be able to fathom the pure awesomeness that a poopdong contains in a single pube strand from their taint. Imagine the smallest dick having pussy Wrangler you know, and multiply them by infinity plus ten thousand of Ron Jermeys' beat up cocks. That's not even a fifth of what a new born poop dong is at birth. Shortly after a poopdong is born, Jesus Christ himself comes down to the temple and sucks a fart straight from their butt hole, not only out of respect, but for the pure joy in doing such an amazing act of kindness. Having the pleasure of living during the same century as a poopdong is not only a miracle in itself, but a fuckin god send to all you butt hole licking sister fuckers.
Hey Jesus, it's Santa. All I want for Christmas is to inhale a burp through a bendy straw from you after you suck a fart from a newborn poop dong. -Santa
by Poop Dong Inc. December 7, 2017
Get the Poop Dongmug. A person who is from a eastern oriental country such as China, Japan, or Korea. He is smart and have the following aspects although not limited to:
1. straight A*'s
2. strict/rich parents
3. good at Math and Science
4. a hidden gangster/ninja
5. a true artist
6. some that is beyond the level of a origami master
7. good at video games
8. generally dominates at anything they set out to do
also, he is considered a nerd, but more of a cool-nerd type.
Yuhao: hey mum, I got A* in my maths exam!
Mother: Good son! Here is your 10 pound.
Father: Did u get full marks?
Yuhao: FUCK!I only got 98 marks shit, my father is going to kill me!
1. straight A*'s
2. strict/rich parents
3. good at Math and Science
4. a hidden gangster/ninja
5. a true artist
6. some that is beyond the level of a origami master
7. good at video games
8. generally dominates at anything they set out to do
also, he is considered a nerd, but more of a cool-nerd type.
Yuhao: hey mum, I got A* in my maths exam!
Mother: Good son! Here is your 10 pound.
Father: Did u get full marks?
Yuhao: FUCK!I only got 98 marks shit, my father is going to kill me!
by The Omnipotent Asian October 14, 2014
Get the yuhao dongmug. a wonderful instrument of vaginal pleasure composed by a jelly-filled dildo. wiggly and makes a snapping sound when slapped on the ass.
by timmay January 17, 2004
Get the jelly dongmug.