cootermunch

lowest grade or quality

Cody: Can i have a good pillow?
Steve: You get the cootermunch pillow!
Cody: aww man

by 00civic December 16, 2008

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cooter-hat

Derrogatory name with the literal meaning of having your head in very close proximity to a vagina.

Quit being a God damned cooter-hat and do what I tell you!

by The Dirty Mouth of the South September 9, 2010

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1. The act of slapping somebody (generally in the face) with a pair of testicles.

2. A sexual position, where, assuming your girlfriend has annoyed you in some way, you mount her face and slap her repeatedly in the nose with your testicles.

You're going the right way for a cloothed bottom

by CloothMaaaaaaan and Assgirl December 22, 2010

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Cooter

A turtle, also known as River Cooter Turtle also known as Dan River Cooter, Basking Turtle, and Florida Cooter. The adult River Cooter may reach a foot in length. Relatively young individuals have distinctive markings on the underside that may disappear as the turtle ages. Some older specimens are dark brown to black when seen from a distance. Dried mud on the upper carapace may appear as a gray color, and green algae on some specimens produce a dark greenish cast when moist. The notched bottom edge of the carapace is characteristic of the cooters.

Bride: "Dang that cooter was chewy!"
Man: "MM da' gonn'it!"

by CooterQueen000 September 29, 2010

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Cooter Slit

The lovely portion of real-estate portrayed by a peach of a pussy resembling what looks like the aftermath of a precisely aimed axe wound. Often times there is no inner labia in the presence of a pristine 'Cooter Slit'. After sight of a well kept 'Cooter Slit', a raging hard-on typically follows.

I was just getting ready to get dirty with this girl and as I go to pull off her panties, I've got a perfect 'Cooter Slit' winking at me. The blood that rushed to my dick so quickly damn near gave me a stroke...

by jZampage April 26, 2011

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