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cumberbitch

Someone who doesn't like Benedict Cumberbatch. It's a shame that anyone wouldn't like the amazing actor and the man with a smile to stop hearts. The best course of action when you see one is to, obviously, bring out a knife, stab them 69 times, and leave.
Bill #1 : "Hey Bill, don't you love Butternut Cri- I mean Benedict Cumberpatch?"

Bill #2 : "No Bill, that's hella gay."

Bill :1 : "Well you're a cumberbitch. *stabs Bill 69 nine times in the stomach*
by helloyesamgoodboy August 3, 2018
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Noah Combs

N: Bangin', sex god, hung like a horse, sexy, sexing you in your booty hole, womanizing, loving them tatas, making you beg for more, but respectful while being all of these things. (Gives girls/boys orgasms in 30 seconds or less...guaranteed *wink)

V: Getting railed hard...REAL HARD...LIKE CRAZY HARD...CAN'T WALK RIGHT FOR A WEEK HARD
Girl 1: I got a great railing the other night, I can barely walk or sit down, still wasn't any Noah Combs.
Girl 2: Yeah, what I'd give to get a Noah Combs, I'd work 7 years for one night of it.
Girl 1: I think if I got a Noah Combs, I'd die, literally die from the pleasure in my butthole.

Girl 2: I'd slather some BBQ sauce on that and just lick it up for as long as I could survive.
Girl 1: My life would never be the same, I'd keep him in bed for eternity if I could. It'd be dirty, sexy, and most of all, illegal in 49 states.
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Booty crumbs

After you flush the toilet after dropping a deuce and it dont go down all the way it looks like crumbs
I took a giant shit and left booty crumbs
by smackthatass88 September 23, 2018
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Booty Crumbs

When Caleb is done with Sharlise he proceeds to eat her Booty Crumbs the piece a of shit left when you don’t wipe your asshole
by Chig Bungus January 2, 2019
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CumBack

beating the piss out of someone with words
leon: hey bud you look like a fat ass

Randall: atleast i dont have one

leon: IF I WANTED THAT CUMBACK I WOULD WIPE IT OFF YOUR FACE!
by prkr April 1, 2008
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Peaching off crumbs

After an individual takes a very satisfying shit on the toilet, it is essential for them to wipe. If you begin walking after taking a shit and a few pieces of shit or "muddy water" fall or drip down your leg you are by defintion "peaching off crumbs."
O shit, look at that girl, she obviously did not finish wiping her ass, because she is peaching off crumbs!
by the drips April 30, 2009
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butt crumbs

small flakes of skin, pieces of toliet paper, underwear lint that end up on your bed usually after sleeping naked and with another person.
Michael: "C'mon let's make this bed"

Jane: *dusting and hand-sweeping sheets* "hold on, I'm cleaning our butt crumbs off"
by neaners23 August 6, 2010
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