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Chintacle

chin·ta·cle, n.

Including, but not limited to unsightly facial hair growth in post-menopausal women. Named as such due to the hypnotically disturbing and tentacle/serpentine manner the whiskers protrude from the face.

May also be applied to young men who, while attempting to grow out their facial hair, allow isolated and unsightly whiskers to develop into disturbing albeit not as surprising tentacle/serpentine growths. Failure to attend to the rogue whiskers may result in becoming a permavirgin
1. Dude, your grandmother may be the nicest lady on this planet, but I get freaked out by those chintacles that she has going on out there. Can't she just pluck them out?

2. That crazy cat lady better watch out: Perseus may be after her - what with those chintacles, and all.

3. Dude, I respect the side burns and don't mind the 'stache you're growing there, but damn - kill the chintacles, please! They're making you a permavirgin, and threatening to strangle small animals.
by Echo Pryce January 15, 2010
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Clinton

A type of huge dildo, used only for anally ramming America.
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Bill Clinton tried to open up the military to gays and lesbians, but he suffered a backlash from homophobic republicans and had to settle for "don't ask, don't tell"
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clinton

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"11. clinton

A boy genius when compared to George W Bush. He was a great president I don't know what the hell all of you religious crazies are talking about. Get over your sexually repressed, holier-than-thou high horses and realize it. He gave us a surplus. We now have debt with your precious Bush that will take, like an eternity to pay off.

Man, I wish George was more like Clinton! When Clinton was busy getting "jobs" we all had jobs.

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^Yeah,and Mussolini made the trains run on time too.
By the way,you're intolerant!
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chintpopley

someone who constantly brags about everythng and anything and has a typically 'Mr. Know It All'syndrome or frontin
Do you know that I saw Carpeted Bathrooms and a auto rickhsaw with a cd changer and remote device I swear its true
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Chintard

Man, isn't Jay Leno a big huge chintard? Yeah. He is.
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ClintMcCance

Homophobic douchebag who takes joy in suicides and clinical depression in young GLBT teenage boys and girls.
This religious asshole, Fred Phelps, was talking about how happy we was to see that gay kid at Rutgers killed himself, like that was a good thing. I tell you, he was the original ClintMcCance.
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