crypto-biology

Noun.
The study of strange, unusual and or otherwise mythic creatures.
i.e. cryptids

"What is it called when a bunch of dorks talk about dragons, unicorns and pokémons?
crypto-biology."

by crypto-biologist April 22, 2017

crypticrap

Trying to obfuscate by being cryptic, but It is pure bullshit.

Lazy UX Designer: I can't come into work today as I have extreme body pains.

Boss: Were you lifting barbells or the bar.

LUX: Not really barbells but somewhere there.

Boss: Crypticrap

by AshNY July 12, 2017

Cryptowag

One who discovered bitcoin and the world of cryptocurrencies in the year 2017 or later.

That bro is such a cryptowag. I’ve been HODL’ing my Bitcoin since 2013.

by rochbro November 28, 2017

Crypto Years

Like a "dog year" represents seven human years, a "Crypto Year" represents one day in the cryptocurrency space.

Dang, Bitcoin is so wild I made $3000 in the last 7 Crypto Years.

by VerySeriousBiz December 1, 2017

cryptocripple

when coin base or a currency exchange restricts part of your account due to some lame verification issue or whatever reason but you can trade your current purchase

Bro i can trade for new coins but I cant buy any ! I am a cryptocripple!!!

by namebrand05 December 19, 2017

cryptovestor

A Cryptovestor is a person that allocates capital with the expectation of a future financial return. Types of investments are strictly cryptocurrencies and everything envoled within and around cryptocurrency.

A cryptocurrency (or crypto currency) is a digital asset designed to work as a medium of exchange that uses cryptography to secure its transactions, to control the creation of additional units, and to verify the transfer of assets.

-Diego Batista

He made his millions as a cryptovestor, he became a Bitcoin millionaire over night.

by BelaCor Inv Grp January 9, 2018

cryptovestor

A Cryptovestor is a person that allocates capital with the expectation of a future financial return. Types of investments are strictly cryptocurrencies and everything envoled within and around cryptocurrency.

A cryptocurrency (or crypto currency) is a digital asset designed to work as a medium of exchange that uses cryptography to secure its transactions, to control the creation of additional units, and to verify the transfer of assets.

He is a cryptovestor, making his millions in bitcoin over night.

by BelaCor Inv Grp January 9, 2018