crusty cristy

the action rubbing a girls ass cheeks together while she is sharting, letting it dry, and then performing anal sex with her

I love to give my girlfriend a crusty cristy.

by jimlustylip September 16, 2010

Hot and crusty

Hot and crusty is a sexual position which is uses by both men and women to stimulate their partner. One rubs their feet against the bed to create friction and then uses said foot to stimulate their partners genitalia. The heat caused by the friction leads to the "hot," while the "crusty" is a reference to the bunions, calluses, and or fungus on the person feet. Hot and crusty can also refer to a small bakery/eatery.

Dude I would love for that babe to five me a hot and crusty

hey we should visit a hot and crusty for some chocolate donuts

by Schmerman January 27, 2011

crusty cluster

the definition for a crusty cluster is when you take a shit and day after day you dont wipe your arse it builds up and the shit build up is considered a crusty cluster ie a build up of old feocal matter

dude "i had the shits again but i never bother wiping the wife always uses all the bog roll"
another dude "no way man thats gross your going to end up with a crusty cluster on your arse"

by anal*smear July 29, 2008

Crusty tuna

(CRUSTY TUNA)

That chick has CRUSTY TUNA between her legs. ;
Her vagina doesn't STINK like (CRUSTY TUNA ) IT STUNK like CRUSTY TUNA

Someone toss her some douche , she smelled like CRUSTY TUNA
If she smells like CRUSTY TUNA don't touch it she needs a pap smear!!!

by ND&DR June 25, 2018

Crusty Paws

A dog with a Crusty Private area.

Doug- Whats wrong with your dog, she is walking funny?


Joe- Oh shes a "Crusty Paws"

by Timbo1022 February 16, 2009

crusty cracker

a teenage girl who looks crusty. she feels and looks like garbage. she most likely looks sick

Amanda: I'm such a crusty cracker!

Bethany: Yes you are, you look real bad.

Amanda: I need better quality makeup
Bethany: Yes you do.

by i like to cry November 08, 2019

crusty cheeto

A dildo that's been used many times without being washed therefore becomes crusty.

Dude I found my moms dildo and man it's one serious crusty cheeto

by Penilechode July 26, 2017