Social Credit

The structural foundation crediting system of China which everyone should start using.

"-3000000000 Social Credit"

by muiffuiwnje November 9, 2021

credentials

A sexual innuendo that refers to a woman's sexual assets (i.e. breast and booty)

"You seem to be qualified for the job, but I'll have to see your credentials?"

by AgentKronik September 14, 2007

credit card

when some swipes there tongue thru some one elses ass crack like swiping a credit card thru a credit card machine

Larry, i credit carded your sister last night and i hope you dnt mind

by cory camok September 3, 2007

dick credit card

when your friend takes your credit card/debit card, puts down his pants, then, while browsing for zephyr items, you put it in your mouth, on purpose or by mistake

galen i didnt know that was a dick credit card when i put in my mouth

by Ryan12345 May 26, 2006

Crandy

That frustrated combination of irritability and horniness that result from going too long without an orgasm. Portmanteau of "randy" and "cranky." cf. hangry.

I've been so crandy since my vibrator burned out, I've pissed off all my co-workers!

by Butch1111 May 29, 2017

Credit Carded

The extremely painful act of running a credit card between a guys balls.

Rick: Whoa, she must be pissed!
Jeff: Yeah man, she was so mad i thought she might credit card me!
Rick: thank god she didn't. I hear getting credit carded hurts like a bitch!

by pleasedont July 14, 2009

credit cunt

People or media that insist on referring every news article or everyday event to the 'looming credit crisis', regardless of the fact that the event they are talking about has little or nothing to do with predicted credit crash.

Person 1: "I saw the news reader say that the increase in popcorn sales are indicative of people watching films at home due to the looming credit crisis."

Person 2: "What a credit cunt!"

by Deva Corriveau June 24, 2008