Crayon

A Female who has put way too much fake tan on but thinks they look like the shit!

"Freya looks like an absolute Crayon"

by Tescobag9 January 27, 2024

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Crayon

A delicious snack used by the kindest humans on earth (children) and the scariest people on earth (the marines). Sometimes used for coloring, but colored pencils are better for coloring (not eating).

Bob: “Are you hungry?”
Tom: “Yes.”
Bob: “Pick which crayon flavor you want.”

by Michigan man 9000 May 14, 2024

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Crayon Anus

When wiping won’t stop the reveal. It just keeps on writing. Coloring the paper.

My Crayon Anus refuses to tap out. The color just keeps on appearing.

by RickyPacific2 March 7, 2026

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crayons

crayons are just basically colored pencils but can break more easily and has texture

You: Do you want some crayons?
Friend: What are crayons?
You: They are basically colored pencils but can break more easily than colored pencils and has texture

by nicku1006 July 16, 2025

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a term of untold status, fame and good luck bestowed upon an individual once initiated into the crayon cult by owning a Crayon Cult NFT PFP and eating / melting a crayon. For folks who want to identify as a crayon use the pronouns "cray/on"

( crayons ) - used to announce more than one individual member of the crayon cult
( a pack of crayons ) - used to describe more than 5 members of the crayon cult

example 1 : wow that crayon really looks cool
example 2 : that pack of crayons looks like a cult

example 3 : Crayons! gather around the fire

example 4 : those crayons are good at everything

example 5 : that crayon just joined that pack of crayons

by gregmars@thecrayoncult July 22, 2025

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