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Canola girl: When they were making my omelette I saw the guy pouring oil in a pan and I was like-
...oh just curious. What oil are you using?
and he said CANOLA oil!!
and I was like...
...oh just curious. What oil are you using?
and he said CANOLA oil!!
and I was like...
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An individual acting in such a way, their presence is equivalent to being in a canoe in a lake full of used douche water.
An individual acting in such a way, their presence is equivalent to being in a canoe in a lake full of used douche water.
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