'youve done a cramb'

this is know as if you cant get a boner infornt of a girl who your about to have intercourse with. vast amounts of viagra needed

fuck sake alan 'youve done a cramb'

by ellie macintosh November 2, 2021

crampled

An adjective to describe wrinkled, bunched up old pussy lips. A cross between crumpled and menstrual cramps (related to the woman's age.)

I was just about to fuck this cougar that I picked up in the bar the other night, when I slid down her panties and saw the nasty crampled pussy.

I love fuckin that crampled old MILF pussy. Too bad it's your mom's. Heh.

by sc0ner June 16, 2010

cramp

another word for awkward, when u feel uncomfortable about something. like when u get 2 people in a room who dont like each other, its cramp, for u and for them.

Bakari: oi jack, i caught my brother havin sex.
Jack: ahhhh, cramp.

by JACK January 10, 2004

Crammed Canyon

When a male shits on a females vagina, then pushes the shit into her using his penis.

Guy: Hey look at that! (pointing)
Girl: what? (looks away)
Guy: (shits on girls vagina)
Girl: EWW! WTF?!
Guy: (goes to town before girl has time to react)

One way to have a crammed canyon ^^^

by JoeFlo January 26, 2006

brain-cramp

A stupid, pehaps embarrassing, mistake; commonly confused with brain-fart (which is an idea).

I had a brain-cramp and for a moment couldn't remember which hand was my right.

by J January 28, 2005

crampton

Term used to describe a person who acts like they are truly gods gift to the earth, when in reality they are a big piece of shit. Unfortuantly, this is a disease as well if the person actually thinks that they are amazing at everything and not just acting like it. Often resulting in violence.

I am CRAMPTON

I am sorry, but my room mate is suffering from Crampton

by Mr Deluxe December 5, 2007

Cramp

1. An alternative dance style.
2. A gangster term relating to being cool or having swagger often used in songs.

1. My homie and I went to the club and got our cramp on.
2. Wake up in the mornin gonna cramp my style. Crampings like a melody in my head that i cant keep out got me singin like wa wa wawawa why you trippin we aint even crampin nothin. If you like it then you shoulda cramped it our cramp is the slamma screen door sneakin out late crampin on your window.

by Cramp-Dizzle April 11, 2010