Kenny Crack

Rhyming Slang; "plan of attack"
Named after Kenny Crack, who apparently played at a low-level of county cricket in the Greater London area.

Can be used as a one-word statement

Pembo: "Hey boys whats the Kenny Crack?"
Scrimmy: "I'm off to grab a kebab, you?"

Pembo: "Kenny?"
All: "Not sure, prob heading to the chippy"

by Juggy August 08, 2006

Crack spider

The crack spider,specifically of the wood spider species,is a spider given a verity of Psychoactive drugs ranging from LCD,crack cocaine,Heroine ,Marijuana,and caffeine. The spider will, usually, act in odd ways that do not fit with its everyday life style. For example the crack cocaine type spiders are usually known for Jumping you in dark ally ways,Murdering other spiders families and Setting off World war III by launching a long rang Nuclear Ballistic Missile strait into Moscow,the Capital of Russia.

"The crack cocaine spider waited for the caffeine spider to become exhausted, and then came up behind it and popped a cap in its ass." -Crack Spider Documentary

by Dr.FreezeLove March 02, 2017

ab crack

(Noun)
Derived from 'abdomen crack'
(1) The appearance of a vertical line - a crack - in the middle of the stomach.
(2) An untenable and unhealthy beauty ideal for young, skinny women.

"Ab crack is the new thigh gap."

by Monticello-W October 20, 2016

Crack-Monster

Kinda like the cookie monster but instead of cookies the person goes after crack.

The guy down the street is a crack-monster.

by Frank Davidson / Bryan Swanner March 25, 2007

Crack the Egg

To grind weed, and/or open the grinder so that the grinded kush falls into the joint, similar to an egg being cracked over a bowl to make an omelette.

Guy 1: "I'm rolling a joint, crack the egg mate".

Guy 2: "The grinder is stuck, the egg won't crack"

by Corklad9 August 11, 2018

cracking

gesturing as if cracking a whip, as a means of advertising crack for sale

by VAKI5 August 20, 2003

Crack Kweef

A form of fart that makes no noise when released but consequentially smells horrendous and fatal. Often performed by individuals lacking courage or pride. Also known as the 'Silent Killer' or 'Silent Bomb'

Dude, you fucking crack kweefed?
crack kweef? who you kiddin

by master unity mind April 08, 2008