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COVID-flexible

Adj- descriptive of state of mind regarding planning where one acknowledges the fact that between now and the time of an event, circumstances can change, all hell can break loose and you might have to adjust your plans- but you are ok with that.
Let's plan to go to Hawaii for Spring Break, but remain COVID-flexible.
by Vegas-21 August 5, 2020
mugGet the COVID-flexiblemug.

covid monkey

A person or grouper of people who spread covid virus without reguard for others. Intentionally or un intentionally by lack of personal hygiene or wearing a mask. Reference the movie outbreak.
I can't believe they ain't wearing masks. Total covid monkeys.
by Crauch December 10, 2020
mugGet the covid monkeymug.

Covid Jail

Hey man you wanna go out?”

“Nah, I’m in Covid jail, bro”
by WonderBlox May 10, 2022
mugGet the Covid Jailmug.

Anal covid

When you keep farting (anal coughing) but can’t smell it
Kyle has anal covid and no one wants to sit next to him.
by _meow_mix_ September 23, 2021
mugGet the Anal covidmug.

covid the cracker

A covidiot circle jerk where participants try to land their ambiguously negative bodily fluids onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to land eats the cracker. Covid-19 inspired variant of soak the cracker.
Covid Joe joined his bros down at the lake for a game of covid the cracker.
by bilemonger May 29, 2020
mugGet the covid the crackermug.

Covid shuffle

While too sick from covid-19 to move, but still horny. Two partners spoon and barely move while having sex.
Jimmy was so tired but still horny. He got Ginger to back her bus up while they got it on doing the Covid shuffle.
by Chriscape April 16, 2020
mugGet the Covid shufflemug.

Covid showering

It's like that thing you used to do before Coronavirus, but now you only do because:
a) you're meeting the boys
b) someone hasnt text you back

c) you are trying to distract yourself

d) you are scared of getting sick

But now it is between doomscrolling and lockdown showering. I bet that shower is going to take longer than normal and you will schedule 1 hour of the day for it, when it used to take you no longer than 20 minutes. There is nothing else to do because there is no music anymore and no tv shows are being shot.
Bro you coming?

Yeah, later, I'm in my covid showering hour.
by Firephoenix June 16, 2020
mugGet the Covid showeringmug.

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