Crimsonette Flag Corps

The Crimsonette Flag Corps is a group of teenage girls who attend East Providence High School. They wear tiny uniforms made up of 10 pounds of sequins and white go-go boots. They're job is to make the Townie Marching Band look pretty and add some piz-azz to the half time show. Some of the girls maybe be stuck up, egotistical byotches, but others are down to earth sweethearts with the teams best interest at heart. The team is made up of about 17 girls that try out in a week long session in May. Any girl can try out for this team, as long as they attend the high school. The Crimsonettes are looked upon as spirited and fun ladies who bring more pep to football games than the cheerleaders ever could. it is a known fact that the Townie Football Team wins more games with the Townie Band and Crimsonette Flag Corps present. They don't need sort skirts and pom-poms to bring out the best in their school, even though their skirts are short and pom-poms are sometimes shared by the cheerleaders. These girls are masters with poles...flag poles that is. They can do all sorts of moves that could easily cause injury to themselves and others around them. Band kids are easily mesmerized by their talents and usually ask to be taught some other the moves in the routines. Crimsonettes = amazingness<3

Porque? Yo no se!! - Crimsonette Flag Corps
Shelbi! Pick up the phone! - Crimsonette Flag Corps
TELEKINESIS!!! - Crimsonette Flag Corps

by ForeverCrimsonette March 7, 2010

Corporal

Powerful, dangerous beasts spawned from the very pits of Hell. Are known to consume Privates and PFCs for fun. Very good in a firefight.

"I thought we were friends" "Not since I made Corporal, PFC!"

by JeremyWolf September 23, 2006

corporation

Entity that can, and usually does, abuse its employees, investors, and customers. Led by individuals called executives, who care only about playing golf, porking each other's trophy wives, and lining their own pockets.

Many elections have been rigged by powerful corporations.

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

corps whore

Females in the Navy Hospital Corps who give out pussy as often as they take vital signs, which is approximately every 5-15 minutes,to sailors or marines.

Marine: Hey Doc, did you see that new petty officer that works at the hospital.
Corpsman:yeah, i banged her already. she's a total corps whore.
Marine:any chance i can get in on that?
Corpsman:Definately Marine. All i did was ask her to check my blood pressure.

by docwilliedynamite May 1, 2007

corporate communism

Phrase coined by Dylan Ratiger, MSNBC, basically meaning the current government/corporate system in place that is funneling money=power=control from the masses to a few select individuals, at the cost of competition and choice. Examples are the 24 trillion backing of the financial institutions and health care corporations that are exempt from the Sherman Antitrust Act.

Americans will only regain identity when they finally understand corporate communism.

by Quido1 April 18, 2010

Corporate Whore

Someone who owns, works for, or sits on the fck&(*ng board of directors of a major corporation who's main goal is to suck the life out of the economy, you, your wallet, your time and your talent. Examples of Corporate Whores: Starbucks, liz who works at Starbucks, all who sell themselves without any thoughts of self-respect or decency.

"I'll take a double macchiato you Corporate Whore" "ME?!?! You're paying for the damn thing you Corporate TRICK!"

by Cathi Robertson June 21, 2008

corpse husband

a 23 year old youtuber that makes music, does creepy videos, plays among us, and has an amazing voice. ong i would marry him if i had the chance.

hey! have you heard of corpse husband?
yeaa, his voice is so good.

by divalenaee October 30, 2020