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gun control

A brainless scheme formulated by liberal twits to limit or register guns owned by honest, decent, law-abiding citizens, but NOT guns owned by crips, bloods, Pachucos, and other criminals.

You will often see a senator set up a table with a dozen guns on it. She will tell you that this gun was used to hold up a liquor store, and this gun was used to kill a child. But that senator will NEVER set up a row of Pachucos, and tell you that this Pachuco held up a liquor store, and this Pachuco killed a child. Liberals do not want you to know that criminals kill people with guns. They would rather have you believe that guns are inherently evil.
Senaturd Dianne Fartstain wants YOU to have gun control. She wants to take away YOUR gun, but not the crips' guns, because she wants you to be unable to defend yourself.
by The Wog Whomper May 5, 2005
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control

the feeling you get when you "feel" like you have everything under control and you are doing it right. notmally ends with you realizing that you have absolutly no control over the situation and therefore get really pissed off. therefore making it the thing you feel prior to falling into despair.
*girl* I thought I had total control over you, guess sometimes even I am wrong...
*guy* control this! (drops her off in the middle of the street and drives off)
*girl* now i am falling into despair (me: how pathetic?)
by Short Stuf (again) July 25, 2004
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Controll

The act of trolling someone to the point that the troll gains control of their victim's actions. Can also be practiced on a group or situation.
I have total controll over these people. Problem?
by maltar March 8, 2011
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clit control

The small round control used on a laptop computer keyboard as an alternative to a mouse. It is usually located between the g,h, and b keys. Named due to it's resemblance to a similar part of the female genitalia or clit.
Damn, my mouse pad doesn't work any more. Now I'll have to use my clit control.
by Jabobu Rabuhandi January 28, 2008
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gun control

Gun control is a violation of our second amendment and our freedom.
Without guns we have no way of protecting our other rights.
by Tony November 3, 2003
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controller thrower

i was playing blitz: the league II and got so pissed off when i threw a pick, i became a controller thrower.
by Dreamcast March 31, 2009
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RACIST

gun control was first introduced in America by the Ku Klux Klan as a way to prevent recently freed black slaves from owning a gun

Hitler banned the Jews from owning guns etc.
RESIST THIS SHIT with ALL your might!
by Gun control is racist and evil September 10, 2004
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