coned

God was blasted by HPAlphaNeo's Panzerfaust
UberLiberal was blasted by HPAlphaNeo's Panzerfaust
D|C Silverbullet was blasted by HPAlphaNeo's Panzerfaust
(PMR) Trinity was blasted by HPAlphaNeo's Panzerfaust
Medusa was blasted by HPAlphaNeo's Panzerfaust
Xennia was blasted by HPAlphaNeo's Panzerfaust
HPAlphaNeo: CONED!

by Sgt. Hartman June 21, 2003

contempleting

While working toward deciding upon, creating or doing something relatively specific, this is the act of doing somewhat smaller and less than totally committed actions that trend more towards active contemplation than just simply, contemplation.

While contempleting a possible trip to Mexico with her 5th ex-husband, she casually tallied up the travel costs she would expend on Expedia.com..

He was contempleting including his boss on that email he was typing up about something the guy barely understood, but decided, nah -screw him, he doesn't know shit anyway and removed him from the distro list..

by RadioVisionary February 7, 2008

Confederate New Year

A holiday celebrated by some rural communities (not limited to the South) similar to normal New Year's, but instead of being celebrated annually on a specific date, it's celebrated randomly every few years.

Communities observing this holiday choose it instead of New Year's as the day that marks the change in the calendar year.

This explains why some towns act like it's 1874. Because, well, it's 1874.

Charleston High School in Mississippi held its first integrated prom in 1924 local time, 2008 Eastern.

Most of metro Atlanta's Confederate New Year dates have caught up to New Year dates.

by Durka Durka A11ah April 14, 2011

content'd

content'd is when batteloid dies to HJDoogan.

i can take that content, you just got content'd.

by JimGames January 18, 2020

contentinium

Anything you need it to mean at the time, a makeshift word, when you can't think of the word you want.

The change in the contentinium was shown by your mother ejaculating on Brent.

by Bronzie July 27, 2004

ContentMaster

A new position in the workforce, created by Web 2.0. Basically a normal person (not a webmaster) that can now update and add new things to a web site due to a rich web application being built for them. Adding new items like news, blog posts, etc. has become simple enough that little or no training is required.

A Wordpress weblog installation enables someone with little or no experience to become their own ContentMaster.

by Timothy Mahoney May 4, 2008

contentables

Tables listing contents.

Consult contentables for more accurate results.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008