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Ghetto Commandment

The commandment that a ganster follow while he lives. They say there are 10 commandments that change in writing, but not meaning.
"If thou are a bitch, ye shall not breathe" is a ghetto commandment which means to man up.
by IIsword April 7, 2010
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Conan O'Brien

A very tall, very pasty colored man with red hair that defies gravity. Host of the best talk show on T.V., suck it Oprah.

Used when you see some one extremelly cool/clumsy/nerdy kid is spotted that you can't help but admire.
"Woah did you see that kid? I kind of want to punch him in the face."

"No way! Everyone does! He's such a Conan O'Brien."
by Hezuz Cristo March 1, 2009
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commandoflauge

Is the art of freeballing it while wearing army style pants.
John:Look at Bob, he is always wearing Army pants.

Peter: He never wears undies either, I used to be his room mate.
John: So he is going Commandoflauge then?
by Cheffy 71 October 28, 2013
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Conan

An awesome guy, funny and sexy, has a big dick and is just someone you love to be with. once you have been with him no one well feel as good again. is an amazing kisser!!!
I was with such a CONAN last night!!!
Nice one!!!
by cheryl123144 June 22, 2010
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comanche

An extremely capable 4x4 truck built by Jeep from 1986-1992. Capable of being lifted to extreme proportions and going through more mud than any full size truck with the same size and type of tires ever could bc of extremely light weight frame.
My Comanche with 44" Boggers is running circles around your stuck Chevy 1500 with 44" Boggers in the swamp
by Justin Reister April 1, 2008
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The Commandments

The commandments that Moses dropped on the way down the mountain and were recovered by three dudes in Colorado. These were the real commandments written as law for stoners, sinners and macdaddy's.

1. thought shalt get laid

2.though shall not be gay

3.thou shalt have a honey wagon

4. thou shalt scam on honeys

5.thou shall not rub thine self in vasaline

6.thou shall not finger thine cat (that means you kris!!)

7. thou shall make monthly pilgrameges to the mall in search for slimys

8.thou shall get stoned

9. gretta is a bitch and that is that

10. though sall not name thine kid isaac (god that's a gay name)
the commandments make life barable
by biscuit bega December 31, 2005
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Going Commando

1. Wearing pants without boxers.
2. The coolest video game ever! Also called Ratchet & Clank 2. (The name is a joke)
1. I don't have any clean boxers left, so I guess I'll be going commando today.
2. I want to play Ratchet & Clank 2: Going Commando NOW because it's the best game ever!
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