wank coma

The act of masturbating and falling asleep shortly after wards as a result of exhaustion

It was 2am and after pumping out a fat one, I was in a wank coma.

by Bigfatdoggo October 11, 2017

Spiritual Coma

A spiritual coma is when yuou pray so powerfully that you fall in to a coma of spirit. SPIRITUAL COMAS ARE CONTAGIOUS!

Dang was that guy praying cuz it looks like he just entered a spiritual coma bro!

by Dankboii January 28, 2018

Ass coma

When a male suffers from not looking at ass for a long time

Dude 1- Hey bro I heard James’ in the hospital

Dude 2- yeah bro he’s suffering from ass coma. He needs ass ASAP

by Pv isn’t normal June 7, 2018

Sir Comma

Saying it sounds like "Suck on mah".

Bob: Say, Sir comma Balls.
Larry: Suck on mah balls.

by LeilaSP May 17, 2019

british coma

A really really deep or good sleep induced by someone talking with a really calming English accent

Why didn't Jerry wake up until noon?

He was in a british coma because of that audiobook.

by absolute door handle July 29, 2020

Ass Coma

When you have constipation and you can’t take a shit.

I can’t believe I am suffering with ass coma again I think I’m going to need some laxatives.

by itsarcher91 January 21, 2021

blue commadore

Sexy drag racer guy who does sick a$$ fucken skids at traffic lights.

“Damn look at that sexy blue commadore”
“The driver of that blue commadore is hot”

by H0rN3yALwaYz May 8, 2021