Columbian Dust Storm

The act of licking your thumb and dipping it into cocaine and shoving your thumb up a female's ass right as they're about to shit

My boyfriend wanted to try something new so he decided to do a Columbian Dust Storm after getting an 8 ball of yola

by BallbusterMcgee93 June 30, 2021

Columbus

Jesse Eisenberg's character in Zombieland is Columbus.
Woody Harrison (Tallahassee) gives him the name in the flick.

Tallahassee: What do you think Columbus? Zombie Kill of the Week?
Columbus: Close, but no cigar. Zombie Kill of the Week goes to Sister Cynthia Kickerbocker.

by Movie Goer August 20, 2021

Columbia Crack Dist. Ltd

The best group of people to walk the earth

Alexander: what is the name of our gc?
Sky:Columbia Crack Dist. Ltd

by BoOmGirl101 September 28, 2021

Columbidaephobia

Columbidaephobia, the fear that somewhere, somehow, a pigeon is watching your every move........ This phobia is most common for the ages 12-30.
symptoms: you are always paranoid, you lock your bedroom window and door so that it cannot watch you sleep. Every time you see a pigeon you scream and run. If a pigeon whacks into your office window you think it was a failed assassination attempt.......

mate #1: hey look at that Columbidaephobiac guy!
mate #2 watch this, PIGEON!
Columbidaephobia sufferer: ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!

by man on a bus March 13, 2022

Columbian bath

where you dump pounds of cocaine on your body then roll around in it.

hey did you hear about the party yesterday. I heard they had Columbian baths down there

by HybridFussion_yt September 27, 2022

Columbian bath

You dump pounds of cocaine on your body and roll around in it

The people in columbia love columbian baths

by HybridFussion_yt October 1, 2022

Columbia Adventist Academy

A school operated by a few rich families, and you get graded off of a forced and/or faked relationship with the cult and where the politically left and right clash under the guidance of the Adventist cult

are you going to Columbia Adventist Academy? No, i dont enjoy the rich people grading me off of my relationship with a deity and being insulted by a certain staff member :(

by Official_JoeBiden October 6, 2022