cancer cocktail

The drink created by mixing everything they have at a bar

Im gonna create a cancer cocktail

by Xxx_Sterben_xxX May 17, 2016

spanish cocktail

Distilling hand sanitizer to a drinkable liquid combined with a Steel Reserve or Old Enlish for flavor.

“I was drinkin’ a Spanish Cocktail on break when my boss walked in.” Or, “I gave this girl a Spanish Cocktail last night, and she wa ready to go.”

by MuertaBandito August 24, 2018

oceola cocktail

when you go for kidney stone surgery and the surgeon breaks off the micro camera by accident in your penis you say f*** it check out of the hospital and go to Wawa's and get a b****** while pissing in The Prostitute sticks a stalk of celery up your ass

Oceola cocktail , I was horny after a botched surgery and checked myself out of the hospital and got a b****** at Wawa's while I was pissing blood

by bean town joker June 28, 2018

Indian cocktail

An Indian cocktail is when you poop in a toilet then put your head down in it and flush.

Yeah bro, I had guests over last night and made Indian cocktails to welcome them

by _mr boy_ March 8, 2020

Mother in Law Cocktail

A large highball glass with one
Large ice cube and at least four fingers of your favorite liquor, usually consumed in multiples of 2.-

Mother in Law Cocktail: “Got to grab a handle of vodka so I can have a couple
Mother in-laws when I get home so I can have dinner with
My mother in law who lives in my
Basement”

by schnock123 October 3, 2018

Bean Cocktail

A beaner's pre-cum that winds up in your hotdog that you ordered from sausage frank's party house.

"SHIT, I got a bean cocktail in my 50 cent hotdog"
"Damn Joe, thats better than this bullcock that's in mine though."

by Dinker Chog November 27, 2017

Fruit Cocktail

Fruit Cocktail - (n.) A gay orgy

Dude, I went to that new bar called "Rough Riders" cause I thought it was a western bar and I like line dancing, but it was a gay bar. It was a total Fruit Cocktail.

by Titan2014 November 3, 2016