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Clintonic Suicide

Whenever someone connected to the Clintons, Epstein, or a whistleblower of any sort who has never been suicidal is found dead and the cause of death is suicide.
“Yo man did you hear how a witness is gonna take the stand against Epstein?”
“Do you live under a rock bro? He said he was willing to spill the beans on everything but then they found him hanging in his jail cell, said he was suffering from mental illness.”

“Ah damn the state got him, that’s the third Clintonic Suicide this year”
by Dredgen May 11, 2023
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Clinton Alexander

A total badass don’t fuck with him he usually has all the drip and probably plays 2k and gets all the hoes
Yeah i look so good they should call me clinton alexander
by 102190 November 22, 2021
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clinton

the sexiest man alive and has a huge DICK and gets all the gurls
CLINTON knows how to use hes huge DICK
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Bill Clinton

Once upon a time not long ago I was a hoe
And Hillary knew this shit
It don’t matter tho,
she still took the dick

And Monica too
But I never had sexual relations with that woman
😉
by anonymous November 22, 2020
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Clinton

A very cute and smart boy, Who is very fun to hang out with,He can be shy by under all that shyness his a fun and cool dude to hangout with and his hella hot. If you have a friend named Clinton your in luck he will make all your days better and he would be the best boyfriend he would make you laugh and make you think your the best if your boyfriends name is Clifton don’t loose him :) But ya DONT loose your friend named Clinton cuz then you would prob have no one quite as fun as him :)!
Merissa:Jane I have a friend named “Clinton” and he makes all my days better no doubt !!

Jane:OMG MERISSA I WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH HIM YOUR SO LUCKYY!
by S.mhb October 24, 2020
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Clinton

Great for pokey bum wanks (when your finger is inserted into your anus when your wanking)
I caught my husband having a Clinton (aka Pokey bum wank)
by Pokeyfunranks January 5, 2021
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Bill Clinton

A Bill Clinton is when you squeeze your dogs anal gland and he cums on your bitches blouse. An ode to the stain on the Blue dress. They said it was Bill but really it was the family dog. Bill was squeezing on the glands.
Hey I gave a Bill Clinton to this bitch the other day and they tried to say it was my jizz!
by ChronosOm February 20, 2021
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