Climbing the umbilical cord

When a man is being super nice to a woman’s kids to try to have sex with her.

Your son’s barber called you from PR to see if his hair is being taken care of? Sounds like he’s climbing the umbilical cord.

by V3_JT September 14, 2021

Climp

Someone who is a clown and a simp also known as Nigel Berbrooke

Daphne: What are you doing?
Nigel: You'll soon find out.
(The Duke sees this and runs towards them)
Daphne: Stop it! Let go of me! (punches him in the face)

(The Duke stops in surprise)

Daphne: Your Grace... I had no intention--
The Duke: Of knocking the climp flat out?

by Space Jesuse October 20, 2021

Climate Wanking

When politicians or the elite complain about climate change and how the world is coming to an end, and essentially use it to get votes from people who care or as a crutch for NOT talking about actual problems the world faces.

Keith: Dude, I have been so busy, I have not read anything about the latest G20 Summit, have you been following?

Mike: Ya, it is the same Climate Wanking all the time. I wish they would talk about China running the world economy, or how to get people back to work.

Keith: Ugh, Climate Wanking, such a waste of time. No wonder everyone hates these politicians and condescending celebrities. Talk about real world stuff, bruh.

by Mike109999 November 2, 2021

climmie

Probably some white guy with the blackest soul and a white person can have

A white guy with Dominus black soul name climmie

by Cody lathee November 24, 2021

climb ya later

the meaning of climb ya later is lets hook up tonight, basically folding for someone lol

girl:" climb ya later! "
and after that you get gregnant

by kittycatlol193 November 27, 2021

climate action

The belief inspired by hope and necessity that political, community and technological change can slow or reverse rapid industrial scale climate change

I joined extinction rebellion and 350 because I wanted to get more involved in climate action.

by anonymous March 8, 2022

climnast

A Canadian cocaine addicted man that works in a meth labs

A: Y'know Climnast

B: Yeah he's Walter white irl
A: He's addicted to crack now
B: k

by sharkohoneunderscore June 12, 2022