Chairsexual

People who are sexually intrested in chairs

I'm chairsexual.

by ILOVEMELONS January 26, 2017

chair giggle

harmony and derry created this word and we are amazing and special i dont like Monica tho shes a slut lol
anyway were amazing ya b**ch

chair giggle was made up by dezaaaaaaaaaa and hammmyyyyy!

by HAMMY AND DEZZAAAAAAAAAAAA May 30, 2017

char ass

Someone who fails to wipe all the way, leaving their ass crack crusty and black, resembling char.

Darnell is totally a char ass, I don't think he even wipes

by Darrnel June 6, 2017

chair chubbing

When you lie down on your front, on a massage chair, to give yourself an enormous erection, to then give your misses a good seeing too.

Darling I’m just chair chubbing myself up and I’ll be good to go!

by Nobby’s Nuts December 1, 2017

Char-asthmatic

Someone who is charming in a nerdy way

"How was your date with Jim"
"He is a dork but he is very char-asthmatic"

by Hoco21 December 17, 2017

Chair

Something in which you sit on

Sometimes comfy sometimes they feel like your getting stabbed in the ass

This chair is comfy

ThIs chair is a murder weapon

by Pattons_kiddo November 17, 2018

Chairdrobe

When your clothes are not clean enough to put in the wardrobe but not dirty enough for laundry, so the chair it is!!

Mom: is that going to the laundry?
me: no
Mom: Then your wardrobe?
me:no
Mom: DO NOT TELL ME YOU'RE TURNING YOUR CHAIR TO A CHAIRDROBE!!!

by Whyisaaliya October 5, 2019