Douche-canoe

A colloquial term to describe a person who, unlike his father, would drown if he tried to make love on a lake.

Don't call the Prime Minister a c*nt - he lacks the warmth and the depth. A better label would invoke a product that is useless and unnecessary and is only utilized if something has gone horribly wrong, except this label should also have a Canadian twist that does not involve maple syrup. The Prime Minister is a douche-canoe.

by dotconnectr on gettr February 7, 2022

Douche Canoe

Douche canoe describes the personality of draco malfoy from the harry potter series. Douche canoe is basically an obnoxious and weird person.

Hey! Can you not be a douche canoe?

by SonaIsGold June 6, 2021

Douche canoe

Travis Howell

Travis is such a douche canoe

by Blaw dog December 31, 2017

Shit Canoe

The bowel movement that happens after anal sex.

John and I had butt sex last night and I just took the biggest shit canoe

by Breezy1991 June 12, 2018

ashley cano

she’s a great friend and i love her!!! she’s v supportive and such. anyways love u girl🔐💗😘🍀⭐️🫶🏼

my bestfriend is ashley cano🫶🏼

by w🤟🫶🏼 May 27, 2022

María cano

Maria is really pretty

María cano is good

by Cuuuufki November 23, 2021

douche canoe

A twatwaffle's car.

Hey, I heard Ed got a new car. Yeah, you mean the USS Douche Canoe.

by dglarn May 4, 2019