A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
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"Look at the freaking canoes on that kid, going to have to start getting him special shoes"
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Get the Canoe mug.A sex position originating in Pierceland, SK . The Pierceland Poop Canoe is when the female has the urge to defecate she will inform the male counterpart and she will spread her glutes to reveal a shit-slopped anus. he then inserts his penis into the vessel and later inserts it into the vaginal canal resulting in the latter.
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