Colton

Colton was an ahole growing up but was nicer to you. He had a barrier around his heart and never really talked about how he felt. Thats changed when u met him. You thought it was all real. But it wasn't. None of it was and hell rip your heart out. He has fluffy hair, brown dull eyes, hes tall, dark olive like skin, and sprinkled freckles. He was funny and cool and he made you happy. Yet sometimes he gave you mixed signals making you feel annoying and obsessive. Deep down, u just loved him. More than anything in the whole wide world. Yall talked about different animes to watch and things like that. He talked about other things that made me heart race. Then, he Began to ghost you and make u feel like the worst person ever, he would block u then unblock u and act like nothing happened and you would let it because you loved him and you still do. You let him controll your mind 24/7 even tho you haven't talked in months he is all you think about anymore. Long story short, Coltons suck. If you find yourself talking to a Colton, leave before you fall inlove because there is no getting out of it.

Sum1: you said u were over Colton

Me: yk that'll never happen

Sum1: u need to get over him, he doesn't love you
Me: yea, ik.

by Peepeepoopooman November 15, 2021

Colton S

Colton has the biggest penis ever. He probably wears black AF1’s and shoots onsight. Everyone is his opp except for bitches cuz he has them all. He is a actually beast cuz of how big his dick is. If you ever pull up on him it’s over his huge sick that hangs to his knees will be used to hit you in the face and take you out his house.

Colton S is the hottest guy ever.

Colton S is Yb’s son

by fl_cracker_4l June 21, 2022

Chris Carlton

The best boyfriend ever. He's really hot, and is awesome at sports.

Girl 1: "Why are all guys such dickheads?"
Girl 2: "Well, there's Chris Carlton. He's a great guy"
Girl 1: "True, he's awesome"

by bluebird1234 December 28, 2011

batman calzony

A confectious dish filled with grease, manduca larvae, pepperoni, cum cheese, and nice moist bread. A delectable and savory treat that will be sure to fill up all your holes.

Hey, have you had that batman calzony yet?

No, but I will now because I am a retard!!!! :)))

by hawaiicaesarsnftballs February 8, 2022

abby and colton

An inseparable couple, very freaky and intimate. They love each other very much

Wow Abby and Colton

are better than any other couple I’ve ever seen

by Ac4217 May 1, 2018

calgon

calgon is a dishwasher compound which uses a funny commercial script..those are the most idiotic commercials of the world i guess..

You pay more tocalgon than repairing your washingmachine.So there is no point of using that.,

by benkiser December 28, 2005

Canton

quite possibly the most evil place on the planet. a dump who's inhabitants, despite their greasy mullets and blubbery flab deem themselves "rich" for some odd reason, possibly because of all the supersized walmarts, lama farms and strip clubs(seeing as that's all there is in this lovely shit hole), which in their uncultured minds means that they can act like snobby bitches. here, you are one of four people..you are living in the canton ghetto, you are white trash living in a shack,you are a white bitch with money who's dream is to drive your brand new mercedes around the streets of hickville; wow, you've really made it..or you are amish. (and yes, one of the women from amish in the city is working at the canton local mall). to all you cantonites, i know you think that this is heaven on earth but if you ever do leave this state, i would suggest wearing a bullet proof vest to avoid being shot.

i was driving on the canton highway the other day and an amish woman on her horse and buggy totalled my car.

by enlightened December 2, 2004