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Callum

Short guy that plays games and makes Youtube videos at school. In fact, he is sitting next to me uploading a Youtube video right now. Weirdo.
by Big Zaddy Arki Papi September 13, 2022
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Callum

Callum meaning a gay faggot who only thinks for himself and will never kiss a girl except his mother and will only ever be in his mams basement for his entire life
Everyday he wakes up thinking

“I’m such a sick amazing kid” but in reality no body likes him because he’s a faggot and a bastard
My ex is being such a callum
by Dunnnnnn October 19, 2019
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Callum Arnold

Callum Arnolds, known as cal from the first name hates being yelled 'oi' or 'yo' or even saying 'man' to him. Usually isn't able to draw at all and draws like a 5 year old. Gorgeous and confident however has two sides to him that change within a second and lets himself down by paying attention to other girls. He'll soon realise that the only girl he'll ever need to get wet is to the girl who lost her virginity to him.. His girlfriend! Usually has a big nose and wide eyes and will only ever need the girl he's with now. Gorgeous, but a sarcastic cunt!
by Callum Arnold's July 25, 2016
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Callum

He is a fucking snake, don’t be his friend.

He is the biggest dickhead snakey twat ever.
Callum is such a snake. He told everyone about what happened last weekend
by Jacob6745 November 22, 2021
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Callum

callum millar has a tremendously large penis that he uses to absolutely destroy all the ladies with the 13inch sub with the chivken ussooooo sandwich
dam blud callum is da goat/R.I.P bobby jones/jimmycenas
by jimmycenas July 9, 2023
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Callum Newberry

Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand

Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip

Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand

Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman

Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man

Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, ocean man

Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand

Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip

Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand

Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman

Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man

Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man
Callum newberry needs ton pass his peepee.
by yeet mcgee/daddy February 15, 2019
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Callum Stead

A very gorgeous man who’s gonna marry a princess with his amazing charms. He proper nice and has a 10 inch cock
by Callum Stead November 22, 2021
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