If you know a callum then you are a very lucky person. Callums tend to be very good at football, very caring and just great to be around.
Callum is the besto
by Callum finazzi January 13, 2020
He has one hobby that becomes his only personality trait, he's usually blonde and never small. He definitely can't handle his drink, gives it all the chat but no follow up when he actually gets a girl in bed. He catches feelings quickly but often stays in the friend zone, he's a good guy Callum is.
Friend 1: Hi Callum, my cat just died.
Callum: Once when I was rowing I saw a dead cat so I can relate actually
Callum: Once when I was rowing I saw a dead cat so I can relate actually
by Demetrius Eugene February 28, 2022
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by funny guy who is kinda stupid March 07, 2022
Callum is a great guy to be friends with. He's nicknamed 'small' but is actually small. Overall you should be lucky to be friends with him as he will be your friend forever. He's also a sweaty boi.
by gam3ral June 17, 2019
The slowest human being ever. You ask him to play PUBG with you and he’ll tell you a long ass story before getting on. One word to define a Callum, spiky hair.
by sloppywet May 08, 2020