peanut crumbs

When you thought getting paid in peanuts was low level enough, think again! Peanut crumbs exist! AND YES! You can pay motherfuckers with it! That guy or gal that you don't quite like because their actions speak louder then words in pissing you off? no worries! Pay em some peanut crumbs! Treating the people you don't like as slaves is modern ethical behaviour. Fuck people you don't like! Ensure you treat them with the respect they deserve and hock one up to spit in their faces! Make sure it's a deep throaty hock, get rid of that internal flem that has been sitting against your gut lining for the past week. Allow that nasty yellowish gob smack them in the gob! So long story short, a peanut crumb is something that is so miniscule it's damn right disrespectful to pay people in. It is associated with the saying about getting paid in peanuts, however it is far lower grade then getting paid in peanuts.
"Fuck dude! she's not paying me in peanuts! She's paying me in PEANUT CRUMBS!!"
by False.Pulse December 01, 2022
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Pussy crumbs

Hey it looks like you have a couple of pussy crumbs may I take a bite
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Bum crumb

Residue of toilet paper left on someone’s behind after wiping.
“Did you know kyle’s dad’s “bum crumbsfloat up to the top of the water when his dad has a bath
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Crumb dog

Giving a blow job to an individual with a gluten allergy after earlier or while eating cookies or other gluten filled food items with the intent of secondary swelling and an enhanced size of the erection
My husband has struggled with erections lately but luckily he's gluten intolerant and I can give him a crumb dog
by aqua bandit August 19, 2024
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Crumb Kiss

Flatulating with a one or more dingle berries; farting with small pieces of shit stuck the the hair(s) in your ass crack; often hardened balls of shit from poorly wiping
She blew you a crumb Kiss.😃
by Maurice Witherspoon May 18, 2025
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to crumb

(verb) the act of leaving crumbs behind
to crumb means:
oops i crumbed!
omg she crumbed on the table
oh look she’s crumbing
by thatcrumbinggal October 30, 2023
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bush crumbs

When you go to perform oral on a male or female and you see bumps, mostly lint, lice, crabs or some other unidentifiable object in their pubic hairs.
"Janet took off her panties and that is when I saw alot of bush crumbs fall on the floor."
by Bsugar13 January 14, 2021
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