Jax Cooke

An emotionally abusive stalking obsessive CUNT
Jax Cooke is fried
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cooked penis

When a person is too high or burnt out on a mood altering substance.
Don't pass it to him, he's a cooked penis.
by johnsonleremy August 23, 2011
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Gid the Cook

It is a flawless amalgamation of a powerful locomotive and an elegant black man. It will leave your engine steamy and your wallet empty. It's fondness for moisture is unparalled
Gid the Cook is a kool kid
by Gidwan May 26, 2018
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Line Cook

The evolutionary gap between man and ape. Able to perform tasks of great simplicity in a primitive state of being.
"I saw a monkey at the zoo today daddy!"
"No sweetie, that was just one of the line cooks at the rainforest cafe."
by Danielgclapp June 13, 2014
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Captain Cook

When doing it doggy style, you put one arm behind your back and the other hand shading your eyes, like you're looking for something far away. A variation on the Admiral, but a little more classy (and with historical significance)
Girl having sex doggy style turns around and says "What are you doing?"

Guy replies:" I'm doing the Captain Cook. I'm sailing Down Under"
by Jazzmoid October 30, 2010
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dane cook

Dane cook is the man. One of the funniest dudes of all times. Go to youtube.com and look him up and if you don't laugh then you are one of satan's child (jk) But he is a funny comedian.
Did you know the Price of Right wheel is full of blood- Dance COok

I never like to throw parties because people lose your shit. Hey Where's my mom?-Dane Cook

Ummm, I Broke your refrigerator door, I don't know how-Dane COok

She gave me a kiss and before i knew it she said UHHHHHHH-Dane Cook

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by Gozzy August 20, 2006
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dane cook

verb: the degeneration of the funniness of a comedian or comedy movie caused by dumb assholes quoting that comedian or movie OVER AND OVER AND OVER again untill he/she/it is no longer fucking funny.
Napolean Dynamite was a great movie, until it got dane cooked; the dumbasses in my history class kept saying "do you ever take it off any sweet jumps?" OVER AND OVER until I began to actually hate the movie which I had originally liked very much.

YES- Dane Cook is a very funny comedian. However it is annoying as fuck when retarded douchebags quote him again and again. He is not the only comedian in the world. Please stop quoting him. AND PLEASE DON'T try to pass any his jokes off as your own. I have seen this happen many times, and it was painful on every occasion.
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