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clam clutch

1. (slang, derogatory) a gathering with many more women than men

2. the female equivalent to a sausage party
Surprisingly, it was quite a clam clutch at the gay bar.
by Koi_Boi May 26, 2018
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Clutch

pronoun. Is the right person at the right time in a crucial situation.
"Miranda is so Clutch right now," said Ricky to Meghan.
by MamaNasty July 8, 2023
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Clutch Nixon

Psycho in heaven, angel in hell.
And to this day, Clutch Nixon's (...) has never again been repeated by mortal man...
by LacℜoiX January 26, 2019
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Clutch

1)When that cocky dick presses the wrong button and wins the game.That's a white guy clutch.

2)When ur nigga got u coverd in a fight a saves you from going to jail again.Typical black guy clutch.

3)When ur mom makes you a curry and u couldnt buy any food as you spent it on sandles for mosque.Typical brown guy clutch.

1)Mom get my iPhone 7 camera I just clutched for are team!

2)Dad....No mom get the iPhone Jordans camera this nigga saved my crusty ass.

3)Mom get the taxi u legend I bought sandles as u made the curry so now I can blow myself up more comfor table and I can then suck Allah's tiny dick.
1)Mom get my iPhone 7 camera I just clutched for are team!

2)Dad....No mom get the iPhone Jordans camera this nigga saved my crusty ass.

3)Mom get the taxi u legend I bought sandles as u made the curry so now I can blow myself up more comfor table and I can then suck Allah's tiny dick.
by Ur nans nigga March 6, 2017
mugGet the Clutchmug.

Clutch

A "clutch", in some parts of the UK, tends to be referred to as someone that struggles with their speech.
For example, a "clutch" may suffer from a speech impediment, or may have issues with excess saliva production impeding their ability to pronounce words.
Jack - "Have you seen that clutch? No idea what he's saying"
Bailey - "Facts, kid can't speak properly at all"
by horain August 27, 2021
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Nut clutch

This random girl i met last night let me hit the nut clutch
by Kasketman December 18, 2020
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Clutch Daddy

The Clutchest of all Daddy's. Known for having the best dick in the clan and being the sexiest in the clan as well which is why he's referred to as Daddy. Is the master of clutching rounds of search and destroy when the rest of the clan shits the bed. This act is also known as a Clutch Daddy Experience. Overall Clutch Daddy is the sexiest and best asset a clan can have.
"Oh my gosh it's a 1v4 who's left? Oh thank God it's Clutchy Daddy! Give them that Clutch Daddy experience!"
by ClutchestDaddy January 20, 2024
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