Clam hat

What the letter C is for as said by bunny from retarded animal babies

C is for Clam Hat ~bunny from retarded animal babies

by some guy someplace August 28, 2005

Bearded Clam Chowder

The thick creamy substance produced by a woman's bearded clam aka vagina

I had the bitch goin, she was servin up the bearded clam chowder

by Josh May 6, 2004

clam-licker

Generally used to describe a lesbian, but could be anyone that enjoys the "clam". Usually accompanied by "whore", as in a clam-licking whore.

Frankie: That damn dyke principal of yours is a clam-licking whore!

Linda: Don't call me a whore! But I am one hell of a clam-licker!

by Eziquio C November 16, 2007

crackling clam

the act of putting pop rocks in a woman's vagina which pop due to the moisture; crackling refers to the popping pop rocks while clam is a common word for vagina

He pulled out a package of pop rocks to try the crackling clam.

by campbarbie January 11, 2009

clamscaping

pubic grooming for women. the art of shaving or trimming female pubes for a pleasing aesthetic effect.

Man, I went down on this chick last night, and she had some awesome clamscaping going on. Smooth as silk, but with a cute maple leaf-shaped tuft above her clit....sweet!

by DaRob August 23, 2007

Clam Nugget

After a female wipes using poor quality toilet paper, the remaining bits of paper are known as Clam Nuggets.

"I was gonna eat out this girl but when I got down there, she had Clam Nuggets!"

by Bobel Berlger December 9, 2008

bearded clam

a wild and hairy vagina

Kayla has vowed to have a bearded clam until she gets laid again.

by feathersofanarrow February 25, 2011