dirty bag of carrots

Girl that is not necessarily classically good looking or sexy, but looks like she would be good in bed.

She's not the best looking girl in here, but she certainly looks like a dirty bag of carrots.

by 68guns March 18, 2009

smashing your carrot

Derogatory for Masturbating

hey whats going on are you smashing your carrot I knew i shoulndt have let you look at that nuddie mag

by [e-mail] April 7, 2007

Brodie eating carrots

A fine specimen of a man who has a crippling addiction and soft spot for his orange, crunchy, snack. These types of people also usually have orange hands, feet, lips, eye balls, and arm pits on account of their carrot overdose.

What was that noise? “Brodie eating carrots.”

by sweaty silas March 15, 2022

peas n carrots

When you are on stage, but in the background or off to stage left or right and are supposed to be carrying on a whispered/background conversation you continue to repeat "peas and carrots" to each other so the audience sees the lips moving, and can hear the psst-pssts, but cannot understand what you are saying.

Mailman: "peas n carrots peas n carrots peas n carrots peas n carrots" <looks over to Mr Bernard at stage center>

Mrs. talkstoomuch: "peas n carrots peas n carrots peas n carrots peas n carrots" <places hands on hips>

by stagecrew243 December 21, 2008

baby carrot syndrome

When a males genitales are small resembling the likes of a baby carrot

He had to buy a shiny fast red z06 corvette to satisfy his baby carrot syndrome

by Imagine that October 5, 2016

A lot of carrots in that stew

When a set of boys are skinny-dipping, per Tina Belcher of Bob's Burgers

Pool boys: "We're skinny-dipping! It's going to be even better with girls, I bet!"
Tina: There's a lot of carrots in that stew.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

plant brown carrots

Funny way to describe bowel movements.

About an hour after I ate turkey, I went upstairs to plant brown carrots.

by Burnt Biscuit December 28, 2005