Capitalist

Someone who lives in the capital of the country

"Dad, are we capitalists?"
"Yes, son, we live in Washington, D.C."

by joybabaramchandra March 11, 2021

Capitalisdick

The nature of CisHet men to be unwilling to share something to better another man.

Created by @bigyikezamirite

bigyikezamirite: A man would never share his penis to help another man. Men are penis capitalists. Men are Capitalisdicks.

by NotANiceGuyJustAGoodGuy April 20, 2021

capitalphobia

Afraid of capitalized letters

when mee6 constantly warns you because you used "too many" capital letters
me: "mee6 has capitalphobia"

by InfinitumDev May 1, 2021

Capitalism Cold

The physical, emotional, and spiritual suffering which results from an individual being overworked & underpaid in an unsatisfying but necessary job.

“Goddamn, I’ve been busting ass all week at a job that doesn’t recognize me as a person & the built landscape around me gives me malaise & feelings of anomie. I must be coming down with a Capitalism Cold!”

by Doctorb J June 17, 2021

capitalism

A system where 90% of us work long hours at stupid jobs to line the pockets of some stupid rich CEO who doesn't deserve it.

capitalism sucks
-another 9-5 worker

by СукаБлять June 19, 2021

Capitalism

Capitalism is the thing you discuss with a random stranger at Chillox.

"Do you mind if I sit and talk to you about capitalism, random stranger at Chillox?"

by Sam the Phunny guy September 9, 2021

CapitanSmith90

Person with an intellect above normal with almost supernatural abilities. Known in various fields, he is often referred to using the following synonyms such as , magnificent and supreme.

"Oh my god, he's such a CapitanSmith90; how magnificent he is!"

"That CapitanSmith90, is just so powerful and smart! "

by CaptainSmith September 16, 2021