Cause of Divorce (Call of Duty)

An ultra-popular FPS series that (in the minds of some) is so addictive, that it can often lead to many cases of negligence towards loved ones. This often results in divorces - which is ironic, considering that the abbreviation for the Call of Duty series is 'CoD' - the same as 'Cause of Divorce'.

Gamer 1: "Hey, want to play some cee-oh-dee?
Gamer 2: "Sorry, but if I played that game again, the missus would murder me to hell."

That scene demonstrates the obscenely powerful, lasting effect of Cause of Divorce (Call of Duty).

by MintagedVortex January 10, 2011

I can’t call it

I’m alright, I’m fine

Mike: what’s up Richard?
Richard: I can’t call it, what’s up with you?

by Abdoo Mohd May 15, 2019

Call of Booty

Obligatorily having to take a break from CoD to satisfy your woman.

"Sorry fellas; the wench needs some schlong. It's the Call of Booty-gotta go"

by Hank McDizzleson May 21, 2010

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare

The ending of teen pregnancy.

Elise, no wonder you never wanna come over, you are always playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare!

by tewhipfoaryew December 10, 2010

Friendship Booty Call

Contacting several friends you never talk to because you have nothing better to do. Like a real booty call, only with friendship rather than sex. Being someone's friendship booty call isn't necessarily a bad thing.

Emily: Liz just texted me "hey, havnt tlkd 2 u in 4ev, wanna hang out?".

Kate: That's a friendship booty call. She sent me the same thing. All her real friends are out of town.

by FreakyGreenEyes May 10, 2010

shot calla

Someone who calls all the shots in the household.

I'm gonna be a balla, shot calla!

by Holla Back! January 26, 2003

Call in gay

1. A form of protest wherein people boycott work/shopping to show the importance of gay people to the economy;

2. When a guy makes plans to go out with his friends, but then backs out at the last moment with a poor excuse.

1. "John and Sally are going to call in gay today and go to the Prop 8 rally downtown."

2. Bill: "Where's Dave, happy hour is almost over!"
Tom: "He called in gay. Said he had a headache."

by oz115 December 20, 2008