choice butts

the best cigarette butts in the ashtray.

"hey man, you got a smoke?"

"nah, but there's some choice butts in the 'tray."

by ghostfeller January 11, 2008

Ear Butt

This is the smell substances that grows around your ear piercing. It is know to be chronic bacterial infection. Thus the ear produces an ass like odour.

Oh please darling I rather you not lick my ear tonight it smells like ear butt.

by Nowheredotcom September 28, 2013

butt tweet

When you have a Twitter client on your Blackberry / Mobile phone and it randomly sends out a message inadvertently.

ChuckBrown: Qpq¶pQ
ChuckBrown:0. 00Q P

SWsmith: Crazy, man, crazy
JesLunne: what is this all about??
ChuckBrown: sorry guys! butt tweet. lol!

by mrmindllock February 15, 2010

butt fever

The common symptoms of the stomach flu which includes vomiting and diarrhea.

Butt fever is the most unspeakable part of the stomach virus.

by Word Madman March 28, 2019

Butt thrust

A butt thrust is what it feels like when you're pussy vibrates and you start throbbing

Hey you come over and give me a butt thrust.

by KassWritesDefinitions July 7, 2021

butt jam

The leftover residue after the poop you forgot to wipe at the top part of your butt crack and sweat mix throughout a 10-hour shift.

Derrick couldn't bare another breath while Michelle intoxicated the elevator with her butt jam fumes, and got off several floors too early.

by Mickey Terf October 4, 2019

Butt Keeps

-noun
Ownership; sexually suggestive right in claiming and controlling the actions and behavior of another human being, however rarely results in sexual activity.

Once a person's butt keeps has been taken (through generally accepted public opinion or by force), the butt keeps rights cannot be redistributed until the owner forfeits his/her position as the Butt Keeper.

Ryan: I think I'll eat a sandwich today
Shannon: No you won't.
Ryan: Please! Why can't I?!
Shannon: Butt Keeps, Ryan... Butt Keeps...

Keith: Ryan, you shouldn't have let her take 'em when she did!
Casey: He wanted her to.

by Shanahan894 December 5, 2009