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Burberry

once a very gd highly sought after company that made up market coats....... unfortunatly the tartan designs of this company have been stolen by an intolerably stupid race know most commonly as townies. the brand has been faked and now unfortunatly the cheap scum of the earth can now afford to wear it. NO ONE BY BURBERRY OR YOU WILL LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE CO<K!!!!!!!!
hehehehehe look at that guy he is wearing burberry he must be a townie lets go kick him coz looks stupid
by brian August 10, 2004
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Bruce Wayne

Bruce Wayne.

(1) Batman.

(2) Slang for "brew swayin'". The act of swaying around after a few brews, or the man who does so.
(1) FACT: The Green Hornet & Kato kicked Batman & Robin's ass -- on the BATMAN TV show.

(2) Andy and Barney like to take Otis out drinking with them, because he entertains everyone with his Bruce Wayne walk, and his Bud Wiser talk. Later his speech degenerates to Bud Wisecracker, and, eventually, Bud Stupider, until he stumbles himself into the jail cell and passes out for a good night's sleep on a vomit soaked cement floor.
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Bruce

A big old poop. Another word for the stools you drop in the toilet every freakin' day.
Just gonna go see Bruce in the bathroom.
by BigBruce2PC May 29, 2011
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bruce wetness

it is when you are about to fart and you say to someone "knock knock" and they say "who's there?" and you say, "Bruce." and they say, "Bruce who?" and you say, "Bruce Wetness" and then let it go and fart...this joke only works if it is a wet fart. Then you say, "Get it? Bruce Wetness like Bruce Willis" CAUTION: prepare to need new underwear after this joke is administered.
"oh no I need to borrow your underwear because I just had a meeting with Bruce Wetness...he's a great actor"
by jerry james June 25, 2007
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bruce wayne

A man at home who has rafters or something he can hang upside down from masturbates on himself.
I was home after my date canceled so I ended up "doing the Bruce Wayne"
by Evolewshun October 21, 2007
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Bruce

Soft spoken creep who often sneaks out hunting for ladies at night. His attempts almost always fail because of his gross aura. He has the flirtatious capacity of a snail and his words are pure slime that gently caresses and sickens his victims.
Oh no, there comes bruce...everyone run
by penguinsquizzle January 25, 2015
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Bruce Factor

A measure of damage, luck and misfortune. The Bruce Factor may arrive at a party as soon as the first glass is broken where apon the rest of the evening will be a veritable chaos of broken mirrors, bad luck, stray corks, stolen lighters, badly pulled bongs resulting in a strange, guttoral choke and general pandemonium. The Bruce Factor will leave approximately one hour after you have evicted your Bruce (a drunken mess) to the great wide world...
"My god we have a lot of broken glasses!"
"Yes. I blame the Bruce Factor."
by Master Chief June 20, 2003
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