A brazillian cocktail is where u wait for someone to have diarreah then use a plastic straw so it doesn't get soggy and insert the straw into that person ass and drink the shitty liquid like a cocktail
by Big Kirby January 20, 2021
In a mixture of a small saucepan, contains cooked monkey feet and chunky poop with urine being the main ingredient. Alcohol may be a substitute for the urine. Most common served in a martini glass or straight from the pot.
Bartender: "Hey what can I get ya?"
Curious Tourist: *reads menu* "Yeah, may I please get the Brazilian Cocktail?"
*everyone stares while having their daily conversations*
Bartender: *goes quiet* "...with pleasure!" *in Portuguese* "ME RECEBA O ESPECIAL!"
Curious Tourist: *reads menu* "Yeah, may I please get the Brazilian Cocktail?"
*everyone stares while having their daily conversations*
Bartender: *goes quiet* "...with pleasure!" *in Portuguese* "ME RECEBA O ESPECIAL!"
by toboUD October 02, 2021
He only know's how to Brazilian Shuffle, my guess is he'll be another hour.
I ordered in a round, but your beer is now flat because of that Brazilian Shuffle you were sporting.
I ordered in a round, but your beer is now flat because of that Brazilian Shuffle you were sporting.
by moneyinmypocket June 19, 2017
Last night, she gave me a Brazilian BJ.
by Shugunou June 28, 2023
A ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ is a Romantic act preformed for or by one’s partner. ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ is, usually, prepared by expelling hot, soupy diarrhea directly into a mug for the person’s partner as an early morning wake-up treat that is not only very aromatic but also, filling.
“John had been helping me around the house a lot recently, so I decided to surprise him by making him a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ in bed”
“Wow, me and Min did shared a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ last week, it was amazing!”
“Wow, me and Min did shared a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ last week, it was amazing!”
by reallysleepliion December 21, 2023
When engaging in sexual intercourse, this is when a men shoves a live lightbulb up the girls asshole and turns it on.
by bollock-tugger November 27, 2021
The act of ejaculating on a face, shortly after going outside and letting the released liquids dry into a crispy snack which is then eaten by who it may concern.
Me="Jizzes on girls Face"
Girl=Ill go dry this up and make a nice crispy Brazilian Cookie
Me=Thanks babe.
Girl=Ill go dry this up and make a nice crispy Brazilian Cookie
Me=Thanks babe.
by iamjose October 02, 2011