Brad

A name only parents that don't give a shit about their child's future give their kid.

"I hate Brad, his face is covered in pimples and scabs and his dick is full of cheese

by StarSoupMan October 19, 2023

Brad pour

Noun -- An exceptionally large portion of alcohol (typically wine) in your glass.

Don't get too drunk off that brad pour.

This one brad pour should last the entire night.

by Westcoastbestcoastfosho October 21, 2023

the bradcrusher

A poker hand named after a dealer at the Lucky Nugget in Deadwood South Dakota. It consists off a 6-2 offsuit. It is a worthless piece of crap as a poker hand goes, but if you beat said dealer with it you win a t-shirt.

I snapped off his Aces with the bradcrusher. He was ticked!

by savage6970 October 17, 2008

brooklyn brad

an urban-fashioned young gentleman who makes a brief appearance at a party. usually he wears glasses and has a "ball cap" on sideways with hoodie and necklace.

Beth: "did you see that hottie's clothes? He had on glasses and a hat!"

Tina: "for realz, yo! He was hella brooklyn brad"

by lil thing October 12, 2009

Slammin Bradberry

When you’re eating someone’s ass out and you spit on it and scream “SLAAAAAAMIN” as loud as you can.

I’m Ethan Bradberry and I have just performed a slammin bradberry

by Peter Pumpsisdik January 19, 2018

kenneth braden

Is smart attractive and very loving man. If you have him in your life then hold on tight. He’s a one of a kind man. Don’t let his sweet handsome face fool you. He’s a beast in the inside. I’d love to have my own Kenneth Braden

That’s Kenneth Braden sure is amazing

by Susiequetoyou February 8, 2018

marion bradbury

The priceless image that is a special friend. She is strong-willed and determined and will not let anyone throw her off track. She is the definition of courage and never backs down from a fight. She watches over everyone she loves and becomes stronger with every friend she gains.

Marion Bradbury is my friend. She is special to me. I love her.

by Emphasize the Truth June 11, 2018