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pizza bones

The outer crusts of a pizza.
All that's left in the box are the pizza bones.
by G-Mudder October 13, 2006
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Bones' Resurrection

(adj) used to describe a tattoo of highest quality, sharpest lines and utmost attention to detail. Typically acquired from the shop of the same name.

(noun) a term used to encompass a single piece or group of tattoos of the highest quality, sharpest lines and utmost attention to detail. Typically acquired from the shop of the same name.
"That tattoo on your arm is Bones' Resurrection all day long!"

"Damn girl, that's a Bones' Resurrection you got going on! That tat is HOT!"
by Badest Mamajama February 3, 2010
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bones

cigarettes is bones
Grab me a pack of bones
by ac January 26, 2004
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bones

"Me buy girl for 10 bones." - Rupaul.

"Cost me 30 bones to fill my tank this afternoon."
by java monster February 22, 2008
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Bonusday

A day in the course of the week where you thought that it had already occured giving whats seems to be an extra day of the week.
Guy #1: All of Thursday I thought it was Friday. So now that it is Friday, it is like today is an extra day of the week.

Guy #2: Yeah man, me too. Today is Bonusday
by RoyVA6 March 26, 2010
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bonesome

sexless; similar to lonesome but without the pussy

Originated in Pierz, MN by a fella named Cadillac Christian Even.
My bitch needs to come home cause i'm bonesome.
by Christian Even April 17, 2005
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Bogus Lotto

A set up whereby someone is led to believe that they have in fact won the Lotto.

The person who's name is Leigh records the Lottery Programme, notes the winning numbers and buys a ticket the following week with these numbers on and gives it to his wife. On Saturday they both sit down as the show starts but it's 'run VT' and she doesn't realise but she is now watching last weeks show. He shares in the 'excitement' as all the numbers come up, the bastard has even included the Bonus Ball - AS WELL. He then lets her phone up Lottery HQ to claim her prize....hey why not? It's ONLY a joke... :-0
"OK Mrs X I will need a few examples of unreasonable behaviour to put before the court"

1. Bogus Lotto
2. Donkey Punches
3. He wears stockings and has a vibrator up his ass most times we have sex.
4. Conducts "Builder's Inspections" at customer's houses.
5. Casts lead weights in the shape of gold bars and paints them accordingly, ages coins with bleach and 'lets me find both while scuba diving on shipwrecks with him.

Thank you Mrs X, that should do nicely.

Leigh......you're one in a million but we all love you!
by Brucester September 18, 2006
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